Max Emrich 

a person who asks every female he knows for a friendship with benefits

"Damn bro you're such a Max Emrich"

Max Emrich by daddyxxx February 7, 2017

Max's Law 

the theory that if any cord leading from ones phone can be caught on an obstacle and become dislodged from the compartment of the device, it fucking shall.

"Fuck the doorknob pulled my damn earphones out! God Damn Max's Law!"

Max's Law by Ah Nu Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke March 15, 2017

Max Horton 

a person who was born white, but over time with black people and track; turned himself black on the inside and out. He will now be referred to Requis Jenkins

Yo that max horton is a real wigger

Max Horton by dogsrUS47licktheballsack April 10, 2017

max headroom garment 

Refers to any upper-body article of clothing (i.e., blouse, t-shirt, nightgown, etc.) that has sufficient "excess looseness" in front of the wearer to allow someone's else's head to be tucked up in underneath so that said person can snuggle his/her head against the wearer's bare chest without the garment's having to be removed.

Snuggly guy: I love how Tiffany wears such a loose PJ top to bed; it's a really awesome "max headroom garment", in that I can easily slip my head underneath the hem and nuzzle up to her boobs while we sleep, even when it's too chilly in the bedroom for her to sleep "topless".

max headroom garment by QuacksO June 21, 2017

Max Johnston

a dick, unloved by all

max Johnston is unloved

Max Johnston by yologirl27 July 1, 2017

max howie

If you are named max Howie you have a massive penis

If you are named max Howie you have a massive penis

max howie by Dhsrhgkxkg July 12, 2017

Max Proyeti 

Autism

Max Proyeti is autism

Max Proyeti by Max Proyeti April 18, 2018