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Matthew

Matthew is tall typically 6'5. He is a lean 155 pounds. He is a straight GORGEOUS, best-looking guy at the school. He is excellent at baseball and throws the high 90s on an off day. His secondary sport is basketball, where he is known for his windmills. He excels in the field of humor. Overall, Matthew is a great guy with no downside to his personality
Everyone likes Matthew.
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Matthew Bean

Someone who got annoyed that their name wasn't in the urban dictionary so got me to add it.
by Xocrone September 16, 2020
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Matthew

A tall man, usually quite handsome but not adorned by girls. Mostly into memes and gaming with the boys.
Matthew, wanna make memes?
by DiamondReaper 24 September 24, 2020
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Matthew

Dumb and not a friendlyperson
Matthew is dumb
by Jack dumb heart September 25, 2020
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Matthew Haydon

Thick af, bowl cut, prob gay and has a massive cultural dot on his forehead
Matthew Haydon is pretty bad at 2k
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Matthew

The one who talks about porridge and rock pigeons
Matthew loves coke
by Menloveboobs October 9, 2020
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Matthew

Oh girl I started seeing this guy named Matthew. He's a gift from God.
by The Matthew October 17, 2020
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