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A pubic Toupee

A family guy reference in two episodes
Man: "Hey kid, wanna buy a merkin?"
Chris: "What's a merkin?"
Man: "Why it's a pubic toupee"
by The Great Talag March 12, 2004
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Meridyth

The most beautiful girl in the world. Has a nice body and likes to play lots of sports. Very funnny and loveable.
Dude, that girl is a Meridyth
by Chzizzle September 23, 2011
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Merciful

Full of mercy; characterized by, expressing, or showing mercy; compassionate.
God is the most merciful
by Wild Stellition June 8, 2014
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Meredith

a girl who is absolutaly hilarouise even if you are feeling extremly sad she can make you laugh. tends to act a bit stupid in front of others and is the most least shy girl you will ever meeet. She loves everybody and just can be stupid but everybody loves her
omg look at that that meredith shes hilarouise
by Willis Surrie January 3, 2008
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meriden

Meriden is a town/city located in CT. There\'s a lot of confusion going around about this place so being a resident I\'m gonna try and clear it up. Currently, Meriden is more or less a \"ghetto\" but it does certainly have some nicer suburban places. There are 4 kinds of people.

1. \"Ghetto\" people, who live in housing or apartments right outside or inside of the city or downtown, like myself. Beware Franklyn Street and Chamberlain Heights!

2. \"Middle Class\" residents who for some reason refuse to get off their high horse and refuse to admit that they don\'t like living here and unadmittedly spend most of their time inside because \"it\'s getting bad\".

3. \"Suburban\" white families who mostly inhabit South Meriden or some of the more nicer areas further from the city.

4. \"Middle Class\" people who don\'t give a crap about the town regardless and are happy to have a place to live.

Meriden, while seemingly worthless, actually has alot going on under the hood. The action is mainly unrealized by your average person. For suburban families, it\'s a good place to start off being a rich suburban snot. For gangsters, it\'s a good ghetto to start off in. There is Crack and Weed up to your chin here, but word has it that good weed is getting hard to find. What many people don\'t know is that it has easy and quick access to the highways. It\'s used as a hideout or \"sorting grounds\" for crime. The drugs come in from the shore, out of town, whatever, and are sorted out here, given to whomever, then POOF. It goes onto the highways and all throughout new england. For ghetto rats from places like New Haven or Hartford, it\'s a hideout known as the Dirty Den. Home to a few motorbike gangs which are basically what keep the town from being taken over by loudmouth Latin gangs. Meriden also has some connections to the Mob up in New York. The worthless looking place it is makes it the perfect front for big time crime. So much for your quiet pretty little New England home town now eh?

Hope that clears things up.
Suburban Kid: \"I\'ve never been to Chamberlain Heights.\"
Ghetto Kid: \"Of course, you have no reason to be there.\"

Local Government Guy #1: \"How about we waste more taxpayer money by installing fancy street lamps on all the crappy criminal streets?\"

Local Government Guy #2: \"Great idea! Let\'s also make sure the sidewalks stay bumpy and broken with glass shards all over them!\"

Overall Meriden can be a rich snobs heaven, or a gangsta\'s paradise. It really depends on who you are.
by whiskerbiscuit December 10, 2008
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merk

background: merk - to kill someone, from the word mercenary, to kill for money
"getting merked on a tram over roosevelt island" (from El-P's Deep Space 9mm on Fantastic Damage
by Mel O. March 17, 2005
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Merissa

Big Booty and trust i aint lyin
Deeayymm that one Merissa from the 707 got boootey
by JuElz November 10, 2003
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