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jakob - ha jokes

A comment talking about the meaning of being a marine bioligist. It is very deep, and few people have managed to define it
Me: Jakob - ha jokes

a Guy: Dude! you're too deep
by every god damn Sheep November 30, 2017
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Joke

Two five year olds arguing while a six year old tries to moderate is such a joke.
by firehutch September 30, 2020
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Eric joke

a feeble attempt at humor, by means of pointing out the obvious in a given scenario. its called an "Eric" joke because a guy called eric popularized these jokes. not to be confused with "dad jokes" because eric jokes are actually funni
by AgentYuva June 16, 2024
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Joke

Joke is always there for someone who needs her help, she can give good advice, she's really supportive in whatever decisions you make. Definitely fun to be around. She has a bubbly personality and can always have a good laugh with her. Boys be careful with this one if your ever going to try and play her she'll play you ten times better
Yes! Joke!
by IanR June 4, 2020
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Father Jokes

They're basically Dad Jokes but WAYYYYY darker, and funnier (depends on your humor).
Father: "Man, I need to trim my hair. I look like a fat 14 year old edgelord."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."
by The Partygoers! May 19, 2022
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Joking ( joking joking )

Said unnecessarily at the end of a sentence as a filler word. Sometimes said twice. Ie. Joking joking.

This does not mean you are actually joking- although sometimes it does.
On this particular Occassion, joking ( joking joking )
by Jeff Jefferson. October 13, 2016
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Nick Joke

A pun with a long pretense and many unnecessary details ultimately leading to a disappointing
Nick Joke:
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.

The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...

He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.

With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
by Johnnieha November 18, 2019
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