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Jonny Crabbs 

Well known local singer/songwriter. Known for such hit singles as 'Woodbound' and ''Red Haired Girl' with the Johnathan Crabb Project. Known for such hit phrases 'I'll light your fire, honey!!' and 'What's a CRABB-A-LACKIN!!'.
1.Guy1 'You getting down with Crabbs tonight?'

Guy2 'I'm totally Woodbound!!!'

2.Guy 'I'm spreading the Crabbs tonight!'

3.Guy1 'You heard, Jonny Crabbs is on tonight!!'

Guy2 'Ooh, I'm totally woodbound for him!'
Jonny Crabbs by ChAOS83 January 22, 2013
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johny bong 

Weeds Smoking method, stuffing A pre-rolled joint in bongs bowl.
Im so high, I smoked johny bong!
johny bong by Pineapple White July 28, 2016
A beautiful girl who has dumb moments and loves herself no matter what. A girl who love both genders and not be shy about it
That girl was a real jonnya
jonnya by Princezz Who? February 10, 2017
kind, sweet, helpful is a sweet heart never gives up on u.Someone that will fight bullies for u if your there friend and a person like to play sports.and a great boy friend!he is cool but they MAYBE will cheat on u it happens.
that boy as some girls all fucking around him dang.
i wish i was a jonhny!
jonhny by skylar wild August 10, 2017

Jonnny Checkers

A folk hero , has lived many lifetimes. Starting to become a movement In Albuquerque , New Mexico. May or may not be the jesus of the southwest.
Did you happen to hear about that boy Jonnny Checkers ? Some say he went on a hot air balloon ride and never came back.

Jonny T Doggo Shelby 

Jonny TDoggo Shelby is the best doggo you will ever see!! He is the cutest and cleverest doggo in the world. He gets his name Jonny as it was given to him from dogs trust and his adoptive family could come up with anything better. T Doggo comes as a derivative from the doggo; he is called this as no other dog can ever come close to being as good a him hence why he is called The Doggo. Finally he gets his name Shelby after the family in the tv programme Peaky Blinders. He is called after the family as he shares many similarities to the family such as a was a gypsy dog before being adopted and he came from Ireland and moved to Edinburgh. After years of abuse and mistreatments he was left with many emotional issues especially around other dogs. But all is not lost as his family are taking great care of him and are nurturing him perfectly. He is one of the cuddliest boys you’ll ever have the pleasure of meeting and is beautiful. Also go follow him on Instagram at Jonny T Doggo.
Jonny T Doggo Shelby I love and you are soooo beautiful!

johnykanony 

Dutch slang for a fat "oliebol" (Dutch Snack) or a big butt used commonly by people in the fishers town "Volendam."
Nederlandse straattaal voor een dikke oliebol (Nederlandse Snack) of een dikke kont vaak gebruikt onder inwoners van Volendam.
Persoon 1: Ueuhja, Frenckie hetteke jij al die lekkere johnykanony gezien daaro.
Persoon 2: Jaja, goed kanon dat. Hij is bijna 2.0
johnykanony by AjaxBrohuts January 15, 2020