Jersey Jab

When you go down the shore and absolutely rail a girl right in her fucking pussy till it bleeds.

"Yo mark I got drunk at seaside heights and showed this girl a real fucking Jersey Jab."

by Osama 69/11 June 22, 2023

jersey sandwich

A woman giving Chris Christie a blowjob while having delicious Jersey tomatoes shoved up her ass.

"I sure could go for a Jersey sandwich right now."

by Trenton Badboy October 5, 2016

Jersey Sneeze

Originating in New Jersey, the Jersey Sneeze is the act of performing an obnoxiously loud and over the top sneeze that can be heard from a long distance. They know what they are doing, they simply don’t care. It’s a Jersey thing.

What was that noise? Oh that’s Tim down the hall with his classic Jersey Sneeze

by deezwhiskey February 21, 2025

jersey hunter

a mega whore who fucks as many athletes (football players, basketball players, etc) so when they're famous the jersey hunter can say i slept with him!! also to spread STDs. Jersey hunters are primarily found in college

Cassie: oh heyy, ur really good at basketball... wanna fuck
Jalaan: well ok
...
Jalaan: oh shit herpes!!!!
George: damn dud u shouldnt have boinged Cassie she's a jersey hunter man

by crazyknowledge79 January 2, 2011

New Jersey Jackknife

When someone loses control of their car and bounces from wall to wall and back across to the other wall again.

Did you just see that Civic do the New Jersey Jackknife across the turnpike?

by LongIslandTom March 8, 2021

South Jersey Cum Toss

When one attempts to bust on a partners face, but ends up tossing the cum directly over the partner and onto the floor, bed, etc.

Sharqueshwa: "I was totally ready to take Jondineristh's load on my face, but he South Jersey Cum Tossed it and left me totally disappointed and with a stained mattress"

by American OG August 8, 2017

Jersey Year

When you’re age is the same as the jersey number you wore, that’s your Jersey Year.

She was excited about the promise of her Jersey Year because of the affinity she had always had with 22.

by TruthTom November 16, 2020