Jacob is an awkward human being who gets close with whoever will allow him around. Most Jacobs steal or lie and end up in bad situations asking people to get them out.
by Strokemycock2.0 March 18, 2019
Get the Jacob mug.A name normally associated with a gym addicted sad prick who does nothing but move to dead tings named Georgia. We pray for people who are named Jacob because they’re 19 and still in college which is ultimately sad 1 like 1 prayer
The word JACOB can be used in this sentence “ aye look at that pussyole he’s deffo a Jacob pfft wasteman”
by John names March 18, 2019
Get the Jacob mug.A person whom is both weird and an emo child. Hes got an amazing smile and an asymmetrical face. He cares for his friends but they fall for him easily.
friend: do you see that kid wearing black over there?
me: oh ya his name is probably Jacob
friend: oh my friend really likes him
me: oh ya his name is probably Jacob
friend: oh my friend really likes him
by felixflys627 March 19, 2019
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by Jacobpanda99 April 21, 2019
Get the Jacob mug.Typical high school douchebag with a tiny cock. thinks every girl should bow to him because he’s a chum jug but in honesty he’s on his knees blowing the football coach for playing time
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