Cow juice

when you milk a cow

yummy cow juice

by moxxis left January 22, 2020

Roach Juice

The collected saliva and moisture that’s left over inside of the roach. It can usually be seen when the roach is opened to salvage the weed.

Dude that’s nasty! I just opened up this roach from last night and it had hella roach juice.

by DrewbieDoobieDoo January 11, 2018

juice weasle

Small gardening tool with three metal hook shaped prongs to kill with

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Pressed for juice

1. When someone is thirsty for drama to the point that they make the drama

2. When someone simply is aggravated over something trivial and they make it a bigger deal than it actually is

Girl 1: did you hear what Lizzie said to Anna yesterday? She called her a whore and started a fist fight with her over the phone because Anna saying she doesn’t think Georgie is hot enough to be prom queen.
Girl 2: oh she is so pressed for juice to get so riled up for that.

by Datzabbadabbado March 08, 2019

Muppet juice

Slang for alcohol. Drinking enough of any type makes you move like a Muppet where your arms and legs move oddly and you stare at people strangely while talking to them.

I banged down enough muppet juice to kill a horse and started wobbling around that hot chick.

by grisgris July 25, 2012

splouie juice

The blue liquid you buy at gas stations and pour into your car to clean the windshield.

The streets were messy so I had to stop at the gas station and pick up some more splouie juice so I could see where I was going.

by seanR1005 January 24, 2013

Rehydration Juice

A made up word used by the stupid bint on 'The Kitchen Pharmacy' to replace the word water.

Naturopath: ''Ill show you how to make some rehydration juice to stay young''

Mike: ''fuck off''

by Blue footed titty July 30, 2009