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Hammer hammer hammer hammer

To 'twerk' in an uncontrollable manner... a nearly hypnotic clapping motion of the gluteus maximu. Often, eyes are rolled back into head. Facial expression is one of utter hysteria.

If 'hammering' in the vertical position, feet placed firmly on the ground, then arms must be jutted out in front, post pivitolly axial to the gluteus and distal to the bonhomie. The hands overlap each other and point as far back as they can in relation to the arms. Elbows are almost always straight.

If in the inverted position, feet in the air or on an object (i.e. refrigerator or bobcat truck) and hands firmly on the ground, then the legs can either windmill wildly, or juxtapose the position of the arm and 'hammer hand position'.

The act of Hammer hammer hammer hammer is ALWAYS performed in the presence of upbeat ghetto beats and a firmly gripped stainless steal hammer. Cutout cardboard friends are optional.

Note: See definition for 'arm and hammer hand position'
Note: See definition for 'twerk'
Look at Tyler go, Hammer hammer hammer hammer!

What a great Hammer hammer hammer hammer Shasta has.
by Beedie Black November 21, 2013
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hammer slurper

Someone who likes to gorf big objects.
by Bob Trifidovilodou November 27, 2013
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hammermesh

Unlike anyone you will ever meet in your whole life. A hammermesh is very unique and has his/her own way of doing stuff. A hammer mesh won't give up until they get what they want.
"Where's hammermesh?"
"Who knows"

"Probably twerking"
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Hammersmith

Over analyzing an explanation
Or idea to the point of exhaustion. To be an expert Hammersmith is to think way beyond what was intended. Doing it naturally. Hammering out a concept until it is smashed to smithereens. You have to keep hammering it home to the Hammersmith.
When you encounter a hammersmith, usually social workers... be frank, don't be too descriptive, and DO NOT use metaphors!
I said that I mean (...) No you hammersmith'd it!
What i said was (...)
Oh, you said (...)
Dude, quit hammersmithing it!!'
by Sonnyboi October 4, 2014
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Hammer Time

1. Getting Sh*t Done!

2. Getting a laptop with your friends, finding a location that is non-distracting and being super productive.
Dude we have to hammer out this code for this website today. Alright, lets hammer time @ 3:00 today at Vision Quest.
by bcamerer February 8, 2015
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Hammed in the face

When your trainer smacks you across the face with a big dose of HAM
Damn Dwayne just got hammed in the face!
by Tevin Howard May 29, 2015
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hammel toe

A hammel toe is basically a camel toe but it's with a fat and lesbian pussy.
Irene has a hammel toe because she is fat and plays softball.
by Edu calvo October 21, 2015
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