Eyema cummin and howe

Law firm established to advocate for and protect the rights of women to have orgasms in any way that they please. Forthwith. It is hereby ordained that any grunts moans and grimaces shall become the sole intellectual property of said woman or women engaged in the commission of achieving a state of syberitic pleasure. Utterances of this sort may be sold uploaded to adult sites or retained in perpetuity as the involved parties shall see fit
I was watching TV the other night and I saw an ad for eyema cummin and howe. I grabbed my vibrators and started doing some "live streaming" of my own!"
by 4realazitgits April 02, 2021
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How's your head?

How do you feel now that you're stoned? Used in the late '60s and early '70s in the context of friends sitting around smoking marijuana (occasionally asked of someone who had taken a hallucinogen). The answer was often "Fine, Man" or a description of the sensations.
How's your head? (as in "How's your head, man?")
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How to fully grow a beard

Nigga you need to eat some pussy. Lick that shit to the fullest ong bro make sure you know where the clit is. Do this for bout 3 weeks and you got a full beard
“He asked me how to fully grow a beard and I said NIGGA GET DOWN AND EAT MY FUCKING PUSSY
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This is how everything dies.

Is this what the world has come to?
Is this our legacy?
Will you remember me?
Or will I too fall into oblivion?

I suppose only time will tell,

and
even then
all I am
is a name on a screen.

Nothing more.

Nothing less.
by discordrat September 06, 2021
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How she felt

No it isn't.
Hym "How she felt is 'full of a mental retard's dick.' THAT'S how she felt. THIS is how I felt because THIS is what was already happening and if it doesn't end with me retiring early because I was give the credit and money I deserve for creating AI it's going to end with someone's kid getting stabbed in a gas station. You don't know or care how she felt and you're lucky I'm not making you choose between her and one of your kids because the last time I saw her would have been the last time someone saw there kid."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2025
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