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Hobosexual

Someone who just comes out of prison and needs a place to live
Robert Nowlin is such a hobosexual
by Whoreman76 May 23, 2025
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Hobofabe

Hobofabe

(From “kayfabe” in wrestling, meaning a “work.” (Sequel to “gayfabe,” nearly 20 years later.)

An act of performing poverty, houselessness, or street affiliation while secretly cushioned by resources, trust funds, or family money. Hobofabe is equal parts beer-can theatre and martyr cosplay: you sit with the ragged people, talk about disability claims, or crash at Catholic Charities — but you’re never fully in it. You’re rehearsing ruin with an escape hatch.

Victor edition: Park-bench prophet. Treats the semi-housed as pets, practices his lines with beer cans, and stares into the abyss for dramaturgy points.

Chris edition: Early-60s trust fund nepo-baby. Dad’s a multimillionaire reverse-mortgage kingpin. Still chooses Catholic Charities dorm life over rent — not out of need, but for the aesthetic.
Don’t buy the whole ‘I’m disabled, pass me a can’ routine. That’s just hobofabe. He’ll be back in a condo once the act wears off.”

“Chris’s hobofabe is strong — Catholic Charities by night, inheritance by day.”
“Victor’s hobofabe run is live again: bench, beer, broken souls as props.”
Victor’s hobofabe is longer running than his AA attendance record.”
by Alice Tulgey August 16, 2025
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Hobofabe

Hobofabe

(From “kayfabe” in wrestling, meaning a “work.” (Sequel to “gayfabe,” nearly 20 years later.)

An act of performing poverty, houselessness, or street affiliation while secretly cushioned by resources, trust funds, or family money. Hobofabe is equal parts beer-can theatre and martyr cosplay: you sit with the ragged people, talk about disability claims, or crash at Catholic Charities — but you’re never fully in it. You’re rehearsing ruin with an escape hatch.

Victor edition: Park-bench prophet. Treats the semi-housed as pets, practices his lines with beer cans, and stares into the abyss for dramaturgy points.

Chris edition: Early-60s trust fund nepo-baby. Dad’s a multimillionaire reverse-mortgage kingpin. Still chooses Catholic Charities dorm life over rent — not out of need, but for the aesthetic.
Don’t buy the whole ‘I’m disabled, pass me a can’ routine. That’s just hobofabe. He’ll be back in a condo once the act wears off.”

“Chris’s hobofabe is strong — Catholic Charities by night, inheritance by day.”
“Victor’s hobofabe run is live again: bench, beer, broken souls as props.”
by Alice Tulgey August 16, 2025
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Hobosexual

An individual still sexually attractive to others in spite of having no visible means of support.
Man, he gets all the ladies even though he has no job and no car. How does that hobosexual pull it off?
by Xop August 17, 2025
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hobohuzz

a chick under a bridge or over pass that is kinda bad
i found a hobohuzz under the over pass last night
by $c_Money October 17, 2025
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Hobosexual

A person that is sexually attracted to homeless people only.
Nah trust me bro. She’s not into you. She’s a hobosexual fr fr.”
by Dogs In A Bathtub November 19, 2025
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Hobosexuality

One who engages in hobosexual activities that allow them a place to stay and/or messes with someone's feelings because they only need to have that PLACE anything else is inconvenient
After a night with anyone who engages in hobosexuality and you caught feelings one might say
"Don't c*m in her, I love herr"

But you just missed your turn it will always come back
by Lightningwoman December 1, 2025
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