sexy fart

The fart of a pretty girl . Believe or sleep out, it is sexy. It is better if she had a fleshy butt, so the fart will sound beautiful. Now there was a girl with tight jeans and she was waiting hard crossing her legs. There was a teacher around, and even she heard that beautiful fart!
PRRRRRRRRR..
Now the reason she farted- She was chewing a gum and she wanted to blaw it out, but that missy blew out her asshole.

>>>>>I'm sorry. I farted.
>>>it is ok babe, it is a sexy fart.

by yehanfourty April 17, 2006

fart nigga

A person who does some dumb as shit and they do it unironaclly, no one understands this person basically braindead.

1) look it’s (insert name here) the fart nigga.
2) oh shit what he do this time?
1) Just some braindead as shit as usual

by Zavlzt February 28, 2018

mouth fart

The sudden expulsion of air that shoots through your closed lips when someone says something really funny or really stupid.

Bimbo: I think I'll run for president
Normal Person: Pfbtpfbtpfbt!!! You just made my mouth fart.

by mouthfart April 17, 2006

pussy fart

When a vagina farts during sex.

Sometimes when I have had sex the chicks vagina farted while I was fucking her. The 1st time it happened I told a friend that her pussy made a farting sound and he told me thats a pussy fart that Starlene did on your dick. When I fucked this girl Nadine, her pussy farted a lot. Nadine had fucked these other guys I knew also. Nadine became my girlfriend. I think her pussy farted so much because it was tight. Chicks with loose pussies or huge vaginas do not pussy fart.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017

cruel fart

A symphony of flatulence, wet and moist enough that it should be illegal. Is known to have destroyed office chairs.

Man 1: "Hey, I just did such a cruel fart at work".
Man 2: "Yeah I know, I saw your office chair in the back alley. It was still on fire!"

by Robynn Banks September 21, 2009

Olympic Fart

When you run and jump into the air and while flying, you fart in a person's face.

My Roommate just hit me with an olympic fart.

by unc sucks and swallows October 27, 2009

Fart Lettuce

Brassica oleracea capitata (cabbage), having a short stem and leaves formed into a compact, edible head.

son: What are you makin' for dinner mom?

mother: I was thinking Cabbage and Kluski.

son: What! come on ma i fuckin' hate fart lettuce!!

mother: *smack* Watch your mouth!!

by mekazoid April 3, 2011