Uncle Fingers

An overly, creepy, work colleague who excels in sinister innuendo and hits on every female member of staff, with younger women being preferred.

Usually balding, and overweight, with unassuming features.

Has an uncanny knack of making even the most thick-skinned employees feel uncomfortable during his presence.

Ted: Have you met Uncle Fingers working in accounts?

Sally: Yeah he hit on me, the other day, in the break room.

Ted: Serious?!

Sally: Yeah! I needed a fucking shower after he'd asked me if I wanted to go with him to the Miley Cyrus concert...

by iTal July 1, 2011

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Finger Balls

Finger Balls is the false sense of courage one develops when texting that doesn`t exist in a normal verbal conversation.

Did you see his text? He wouldn't say that to my face, he has some mad FINGER BALLS.Finger, balls, guts, courage, bravery,

by moonbeammaker July 31, 2012

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finger pop

noun: a douchebag troll on the internet

Yeah, that guy was acting like a real finger pop on the board last night.

by The Midlothian Mindflayer November 30, 2009

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3 fingers

When a girls pussy is so loose that it can fit 3 finger maybe even a 4th

Yo yesterday I was fucking keisha and I fit 3 fingers in that hoe

by Ass eater ;p July 5, 2018

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Wellington Finger

"Wellington Finger" also known as "The Wellington" also "The Wellington Finger" is a phrase which describes an action done by a sexual partner or ones self. It is when the index finger is inserted inside the anus into the rectum and twirled around in a circular motion.

"I have her the good old Wellington Finger last night."
"If you give me a free ride I'll pay you with a Wellington Finger."

by Dr. Wellington and Sons November 2, 2011

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