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Ethan simps for anything that breathes
by BigIQ June 5, 2020
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Ethan is the best fuckin guy you'd ever meet, super adaptive and can match your energy at anytime, so well he'll tune his personality to what you'd desire at the time. He doesn't derive from his main attributes being charismatic, hilarious, understanding and always hoping to make others enjoy life and smile. He'll always help those that will do the same for him. All of these combinations mixed into one being also means that he walks around with a shaft of a cock but doesn't feel entitled to bloat about it, you'll know what I'm talking about when you catch yourself one of these endangered species.
Ethan always knows how to act and what to say, such a sweetheart. Plus I found out that he has a massive wang the other night x
by Mr McLaren March 17, 2022
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Ethan. He looks like a nerd, but on the inside he's a greb and has and a micro penis. Also he can't speak to girls and need other boys to ask them out for him.
Ethan, he looks like such a nerd i bet he has a small penis
by Begman February 19, 2019
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One of the most flattering people you will ever meet. They either have green eyes or blue eyes. Many people will think they're weird but once you talk to them, you're trapped in another world. Having an Ethan as a best friend is the biggest flex ever. Very dark humoured with greasy hair but gets all the girls
Girl 1: I like Ethan
Girl 2: Many girls do but see where they are now
by Pinnacleorange November 18, 2020
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A person who kills anime characters in naruto
The person who killed hiruzen is such an ethan
by turtlelird27 November 3, 2020
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That friend that always manages to cause physical harm unintentionally just by brushing by you
Dude what happened to you?
Friend with bandages on arm: Ethan walked by.
by gurnshk February 24, 2022
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