Don't Ass, Get Convicted

An aggressive way of telling someone they are wrong.

John: I heard the Mets might win the World series this year.
Bob: John, don't ass, Get convicted.

by NillaZilla June 16, 2017

Don't put the cherry in the wall

Don't over complicate things.

Don't put the cherry in the wall. Just say it.

by Strain Gage King April 21, 2018

you don't fuck brains

Meaning, most bitches are braindead bimbos. Just because bimbos spend all their time on social media and listen to terrible music doesn't mean they don't need love.

Son: Katelyn is hot, but dumb as fuck, and we don't share any similar interests.
Dad: You don't fuck brains son.

by mike litoris777 April 12, 2019

I don't give (swears)

To express that you don't care about something in a meaner way.

You: GET YOUR FEET OFF THE COUCH!
Me: wdym? I don't give (swears)?!?

by IamNotTheScratcher12345 September 1, 2021

Parents Just Don't Understand

A badass way of saying "ok boomer". Popularized by the song written by Will Smith prime 90s.

Dad is always bitching I don't go outside. Parents just don't understand. The environment is a mess, society sucks, work is turning people to zombies, dumbasses won't wear masks so COVID won't go away, everything is closed. Parents just don't understand.

by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021

Don't knock it 'til you rock it

Basically, give something or someone a chance before you put it down.

1. Carl: I'm never watching Game of Thrones... I don't like fantasy.

Carol: Game of Thrones is the best show ever. Ever.

Carl: Shoot. I knocked it... before I rocked it.

2. Stan: I hate to think I'd ever eat sautéed pig stomach... it sounds gross.

Deborah: It's actually okay. My aunt makes it on Thanksgiving.

Stan: Fuck. Seriously???

Deborah: Don't knock it 'til you rock it.

3. Vern: WOW crack IS powerful.

Bert: Goddamn right it's powerful. Don't ever knock it til you rock it. Fucker.

by pdxjohnny99 January 3, 2016

don't shit where you eat

This phrase means "do not have romantic relationships with any co-workers." Basically, you don't want to make yourself uncomfortable (by potentially having a romantic relationship get ugly, or "shitting") at the place where you work ("where you eat").

Dude #1: "damn a really hot blonde just started working at my company. i'm gonna ask her out"
Dude #2: "dude, haven't you heard the saying: Don't shit where you eat?"

by whodey June 16, 2004