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Depression

tony: I'm thinking maybe you have depression.
chris: Me? I'm no fucking mental midget.
by nadoep August 31, 2020
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Depression

Word created by psychiatrists and “mental health” people to push experimental pharmaceutical drugs (“medications”). Often times this is just a misphrased version of the word “Sad” because obviously sadness is a real part of life. Essentially shrinks are just cashing in on confused and misled people (patients).
Psychiatrist: So whats wrong today?
Person: My dog died last week.
Psychiatrist: You’re evidently suffering from Major Depression. Here’s a Zoloft script.
by Space Wrangler November 28, 2019
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depressed

what i am and i want to kill myself because everyone hates me and no one likes me and if i try to make a friend i find out they where using me all the people know me as is a depressed bitch
by watermelonman37 December 2, 2020
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Post Disney Depression

That sad ass feeling you get when leaving Disney land.
Girl A: I’m single but I feel like a princess in Disney… I’m getting post Disney depression.

Girl B: Yeah.. back to reality. I gotta go back to the strip club to find my prince horning.
by DaGodlyQueen April 30, 2022
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Depressed

Only pussies get depression.
If you are depressed you are one big pussy.
Panda: Hi dude, are you alright?
Hanae: No, I'm depressed.
Panda: HAHA pussy.
by hampythehamster July 24, 2018
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Depression

Reaching into your chicken McNugget box ready to eat the 6th nugget that was supposed to be there. Then sadly realizing they forgot the 6th one. #depression
by Urban legend gal May 12, 2018
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Depression

A serious chronic illness passed through DNA slightly which has a chance of becoming depression after a build up of high stress, trauma, or anxiety it may be able to pyschologically, mentally, and psychically change one's life and effect their brain permanently. It can leave people to sometimes feel dull or empty, or guilty, unworthy, or just generally not good. This can ruin or disrupt a person's appetite and eating as well as sleep and social life. This can make things you used to enjoy not enjoyable. While it can be treated through medicine and therapy it is still there. It is not your fault, or their fault and no one is to blame for it. Sometimes this can lead to a lack of energy, motivation, and an overall negative outlook on everything. There are many different variations of depressive disorders like MDD or Clinical Depression. Occasionally depressive episodes can occur.
"Hey man, I noticed you seem to be moving slightly slower than usual and you sort of seem out of it. You cancelled our weekly tradition and you have never done that. Something is off, are you okay?"

"I think I should be honest, this isn't your fault or anything but I have been feeling quite depressed for a long time and I am in a episode right now. I think I have depression."

"I'm sorry to hear that pal. I am here for you, try speaking with a psychiatrist to get diagnosed and come talk to me, your friends, family, loved ones if you need anything we will understand. I will find you a good therapist and I am sorry for being oblivious."

"Thank you, that is all I have ever wanted to hear ever. And it isn't your fault. You have been a real one my g."
by Algorithmic_Literature July 27, 2023
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