Lady Crater

A big, loose vagina stretched beyond all reason. These may be found in the pants of many fat girls and mothers of multiple offspring.

That girl was so loose that I couldn't tell if my dick was in or not, and I don't think she could either. That girl had a lady crater!

by ThunderBoss October 8, 2014

milk crate mechanic

A person who has no formal training in automobile mechanics and has learned from hands on experience. Usually in the backyard or in the garage. carries his tools in an old milk crate, usually because they have no toolbox. Milk Crate Mechanics are usually very knowledgeable and are some of the best mechanics.

Milk Crate Mechanics always get the job done.

by Underground Hippie October 31, 2014

joe creasey

A man with one large nut

Wow! You can see Joe Creasey's nut a mile away.

by duder7299 October 6, 2016

creepy creative

Creepy creative is a scary unique idea that makes your skin crawl with antispipation.

That movie was creepy creative, dude.

by Royoverturf September 20, 2016

Poon cheater

A poon cheater is a guy who gets his tail from girls who don't even know it's happening. This could be roofies, someone in a coma, deep sleep, or even a recently dead body. These type of guys are rundown. They have lost all hope of ever getting tang the hard way and now resort to this.

Girl 1: "Um, are you ok? You seem a little beat up and down on yourself."
Girl 2: "I think I'm ok. It's just my pussy feels like it's been drilled last night but I know I didn't fuck anyone. Might have been drilled by a poon cheater."
Girl 1: "Um, you're a heavy sleeper."

by GodofUniverseSon June 28, 2016

kaleidoscope creative

Someone who sees the world through a colorful, multifaceted lens. They are passionate, free-spirited, adaptive individuals who are in a constant state of evolution, innovation, and growth. Through advertising, their entrepreneurial spirit, psychological insight, cultural curiosity, and visionary design blend together to bring ideas to life. Their mind is always twisting and turning to create bright new ideas.

Wow, Andrea is such a kaleidoscope creative. We must hire her at once.

by itnasaroca August 3, 2016

value creation strategy

The utter fucking bullshit job description of someone who couldn't teach and is currently trying to justify their new hybrid position.

Her job title is "value creation strategy," but couldn't get out of her own way in the classroom.

by joe webb June 17, 2016