Coffee Grinder

A trick performed on a mountain bike or stunt bike where instead of properly landing a jump or bailing off, the rider lands ass first on the rear tire while the bicycle is still in motion, causing the rear tire tread to grind into the helpless rider's asshole as the bike slowly comes to a stop.

"Raul tried to hit that nasty tabletop jump at the bottom of the hill, but the dipshit half chickened out mid jump and ended up doing a coffee grinder instead! What a shithead!"

by BenEvolutioN April 5, 2022

Coffee Tar Shit

When your bowel movement smells of coffee, and has the consistency and color of tar. Usually caused by ingesting copious amounts of coffee

I was pulled over by the police last night. And I had a massive coffee tar shit in the back of their car. It was wild"

by anonymous April 26, 2022

coffee

coffee is made from a certain animal shit and frozen and chip to pieces to the size of a senzu bean and froze stiff with nitrogen and do not defrost. it is later grounded into coffee ground and poured hot water through it to drink in the morning or to stay away for the beneficial effect of staying up or waking up or warming up in the winter time. it is heated to body temperature degrees like normally shit would be when it comes out of someone ass and drop into cool toilet water and flush down the system. it started in ireland as an fine irish drink but made its way to america and columbia and people add everything to it to make it taste good but some people just like their coffee jet black for some reason.

i got the coffee brewing for you baby, i know how much you love your cup of joe in the morning.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

Coffee with Jesus

It’s an enema of cold coffee mixed with cocaine that is used before sex in the gay community.

Mike and Sam always have coffee with Jesus on Sunday.

by Mr El Conquistador May 20, 2022

coffeejellyadict

they're mentally ill but it's ok because they have huge cock and balls

person 1: babe wake up coffeejellyadict just posted
person 2: im fucking your brother

by mikotoswife May 20, 2022

Coffee and Water

A term that means sex, or someone who wants sex with someone else

More common in Western European countries, and used to hit on people in diners and breakfast restaurants

Can I order some coffee and water from you? cause I’m getting thirsty

by Kevin_cheese June 13, 2022

Coffee Crowning

The feeling of having to poop so bad that it feels like it’s poking out of one’s butt.

I’m not going to make it, I’m coffee crowning!

by anonymous June 16, 2022