chopping the lawn

To take a mean ass shit.

Jeff: yo where was u at man?
Beff: I was chopping the lawn dude.

by Nutella222222 June 2, 2016

balla chops

Tiny chopped pieces of the penis sold at most South African butcheries. Commonly found in the city of Durban.

"hey Steve! Could I have another serving of your balla chops"

"Yes you can. Would you like some fried onions and pig shit to go with those balla chops?"

by Low fuel December 23, 2018

Chopped chin

if you have a chopped chin then you need to raise your yayaya and buy a property in egypt for the huzz and bruzz

He has a chopped chin, i wonder if has bought a property in egypt. i wonder how many yayayas it took.

by aighp;osjlg January 6, 2025

Chopping

Wanking, tossing

If you want to spend your time furiously chopping behind your locked bathroom door that's up to you, but just remember that in real life - she's mine.

by Duncling May 26, 2018

Chops-maxing

When a friend in a video game is absolutely cooking, downright deep fryin, absolutely livin in the sauce, going 0-19 in the leaderboard, blaming their teammates, displaying single digit IQ, and displaying many reasons not to be considered intelligent life.

"Ayo bro you Chops-maxing! WTF!?"

by FinalFallen February 9, 2024

Chopped Cheese

Blasted🍃🍃

“He looks chopped cheese”

by llllllllllllIIIIIIllllll May 7, 2024

Chop

In New Zealand slang chop is used for saying you beat someone in a race with 2 or more cars involved by at least 2 or 3 car lengths.

Friend 1: “Bro he was way back he had no chance”
Friend 2: “Yeah bro easy chops”

by henry watson down under September 15, 2021