Hey , hey hey, I am on the mainline , you like it , COME AND GET CHARLESTON , so JACK , no I mean JOHNSON , your really saying COME AND GET YOUR LOVE which is the one looking for an ASSHOLE.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 13, 2021

Words of joy about something insignificant, especially in comparison to how disastrous your situation is.
My train is 3 hours delayed, but I found a spot to sit on the dirty floor. Everything's coming up milhouse!
by IveWood February 4, 2024

by FredFerdinand September 13, 2023

T̵̨̛̖̟̝̘̺̯̫̼̒͋̀̈́̿̒̏̂̃̒̃͋͋̕͜Ḧ̶̢̻̖̠̱̙̱́̾̓̒͝͝E ̨̢̛̘̹̫̟̦͖̰̒̃̌̆̾͜R ̧̞̠̮̲̱̘̥̗̠͖̭̟̾͒̀̑̾͂̏͠E̴̢̨̟̝̱̟̅̍̈́̈̿́̐̀ ̧̟̆̈́̃I ̼͖̮͈͇̌̊̂̃̊́́̈́̋̾̄̂͘͜͝S̵̡̢͎̱͙̭̦͍̜̙̦̣͎͖̺͐̉̕ ̹̒̎͊͒̚̕Ń̴̮̣̤̱̹̠̬̼̲̰͖̭̫̓̒̊̽̿̂̾̍̕͝O ̧̩͙̱͇̯̣̠̠̞̭̲͇́̄̑̔́̒͝ ̢̡̤̹̺̳͔̰̫͉̣͚̰̺̽̀̃͘͝E ̙̉͋̌́̀̽̆͋̔͑S ̢̲̫̘̣̗͗̌͐̔̑̀̀̓͂̇C ̥̣̭̩͇̣̗͇̫̝̲͚̹́͊̌̎͊ͅĄ̶̫̪̫̟̤̰͍͎̙̈́̏̆̿̄̔̊̈́͜͝P̴̫̣̪͈͈͒͗̇͋̄̿̊̔͐́̄͝͠ͅE̴͖̦̊͊͗̎́̐̑̔͌̈́̈́̀͝ ̵̺̞̬̹̩͔͂̈̈́̍̾̄́̈́́̿̕̕T̵̨̨̛͚̼͓͈̝̥͚͉͌̈́̐̅̑̌̀͝ͅH̵̢̥̪͇̤̟̙͈͚̭̳̫̃́́͋̉͒̏̊͌̊́̽̕̚͜͠Ę̶̪̺̰̹̱̟̪͙̓͆̑̐̅̇̊̓̔̈́̕R ̧̢͓͓̦͎͕̭̼̙̹̟̱̀̇Ę̶̰͕̞̲͕͚͐̑̈́̿̂̈́͋̈̀́͗̿̈͘ͅ ̶̧̱̭̘̞̫̈̎͑̀I ̨̪̪͉̖̜̤̮͓̜̃͌́͒̍̅̐͗͛̕͝S̶̠̻̟̦͇̘̬͎̯͕̹̜̘̅̓̑́̓̈́̅̔͛̿̚̕͝ͅͅ ̶̢̧̝̯͍̝͉̞̟̝̭̫̊̉͑̉̽̄̽̈́N̴͚͕̲̞͚̈́̒́̾̀͒̏͠O ̧̛̘̘̰͕̮͖̌̄̐̔̋͆͛̉̃̃͠ ̴̨̥̱̩͇̹̥̗̝̮̘̮͛̈́̀E̵̡̨͖̩͙̘̹̪̳͕̳͒̓̾̓͌̈́̋̊̕S ̥̱̿̈́̕͘C ̨̨̼͓̱̬͍̖̣̝̫̦͋̃̑̆̋̈̇͒̓́̀͐̈́̀͜A ̣̞͕̮̀͒͐͜͠P̴̢̨̘̱͙̺̤̪͚̻̃͆̐̄͒͘͘̕͝Ȩ̶̧̭͙͚͕̼̝̳̫̪͕͍̀̀̏̀͋̃̈́̒͋̽̍ ̧̳̥̑̀̃͂͋͑̍͊͝T̶̰̠̜̗̏͒̕H ̡̹̠̦̖̩̱͛̿̈́̐Ę̴̤̪̪͓͓̦̣̭̻̟̘͆̒̽̈́R ̠̒̓̈́͆́̚E ̨͉̩͔̯̿̽̒̔̅̓͆̾̑̕ ̡͎͖̟̤̰̣̜̈́̑̆Í̶̢͙̱̲̙͍̦͌͝Ş̴̛̛̛͚̺̘̮͔̪̮̙̫͓͇̞̉͐̆̈̽̓͒̊̔͒̉͘͜ ̵̯̼̟͎̻̖̘̞̘͇͎́̏͑͑N ̨͉͎̭̩͎̝̤̱̺̹̰̥̬̻͑͌̐̌̓̆͆͛́͋͘O ̲̖̺̲͉̒̈́͆͗̎̏͛͒͂͌̓̓̑͘͝ ̬̌̓͑̂͐̓͋̌͋̀̈́̕Ę̶̧͍̞̫̟͖̓̔̑͌̎̽͐͋͒̕͘S ̛̜̏̈́̓̀̋̾́̉͒̕̚͝͠C̴͕͗̾̓͝A ̛͙͍̟̝͔̀́͆̒̽̏̓̏̓͛̋̐͛̍͜P ̯̀̆̈̕͝E ͖͉̰͍͕̑͊̉̐̎͒̾̃͝͠ͅ ̧͓̖̭̖̫̩̟̠̙̱̼̙̲͔̃͗͒͆̇̒
by - ..- .-. -. / .- .-. --- ..- July 11, 2024

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023

I didn’t make the basketball team this year. I’m going to practice every day during off season. So that next year I make the team and be even better than I was before. So now I’m coming for the throne.
by Ava the goat October 27, 2020

They never last.
"He's probably cheating on me" said the girlfriend (she was cheating on him)
"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.
Girlfriends (u see whats coming)
"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.
Girlfriends (u see whats coming)
by Me bois March 22, 2021
