A woman so infatuated by male genitalia that when male genitalia is sensed nearby or offered directly, she attacks it with the ferocity of a shark after a wounded seal.
by TheBlackestKidsY'know August 23, 2011
Get the Cock Sharkmug. A woman who figuratively sails an ocean of cock, but in realistic terms is simply a cock-loving whore.
Much like the sailors of old she lives unto her own set of rules and superstitions (she shall take no cock that curves left on the odd days of the week as it shall bring bad luck).
Much like the sailor she understands the risks and rewards of sailing the ocean of cock and thus accepts that which Fate may place before her (like Chlamydia) with no ill-will but rather the mindset that it is as it must be.
Not to be confused with Cock Pirate.
Much like the sailors of old she lives unto her own set of rules and superstitions (she shall take no cock that curves left on the odd days of the week as it shall bring bad luck).
Much like the sailor she understands the risks and rewards of sailing the ocean of cock and thus accepts that which Fate may place before her (like Chlamydia) with no ill-will but rather the mindset that it is as it must be.
Not to be confused with Cock Pirate.
"She loved the cock, craved the cock in fact. So much of her time was spent in thought, pursuit and domination of the cock that she saw herself adrift in an ocean of cock with nothing to guide her from port to port but her abilities as a Cock Sailor."
by Ernest Saves Hemmingway April 1, 2009
Get the Cock Sailormug. One who has eaten large amounts of ecstasy and scratches one leg with his other. THe ostrich cock blurts random nonsense and listens to screwshop.
That thizzed out nigga over there looks like an ostrich cock.....I bet he's got some more skittles, dogg
by S-A-L June 19, 2007
Get the ostrich cockmug. Bill: "Hey, did you hear Carmen banged Chris at the party last night?
Steve: "Yeah, she's such a cock scholar."
Steve: "Yeah, she's such a cock scholar."
by Dommy Style May 29, 2007
Get the Cock Scholarmug. Jaffa cock was first used to describe a person with ginger pubic hair, it originated in winchester (southern england) jaffa - from jaffa cakes
by Dan.c June 29, 2006
Get the jaffa cockmug. When a women is attempting to give an uncircumcised man a blow job and the head of his penis pops out similar to a push-pop.
by Haywood Gablomi January 8, 2009
Get the Push-cockmug. I gave that slag a right good cocking, now she is walking like John Wayne
or
He got a right good cocking on holiday the filthy little sausage jockey
or
He got a right good cocking on holiday the filthy little sausage jockey
by Chris Lomas August 17, 2006
Get the Good Cockingmug.