Monkey Bread 

A type of bread popularized by the famous children's story Le Petit Prince (The Little Prince).

To make Monkey Bread:

1. Take a shit. Must be pretty large - try to maintain a 6 inch minimum
2. Place the feces on an appropriately sized baking pan
3. Rip out your pubes.
4. Sprinkle said pubic hair on the feces
5. Bake for 45 minutes at 350 degrees Fahrenheit
6. Congratulations! You've successfully made monkey bread. Enjoy!

I made Cockman a batch of Monkey Bread for his birthday; he liked it more than the PS3 his parents bought him.

Mark, do you think you could bring in a batch of Monkey Bread for the French party tomorrow?

Monkey Bread by Chode Master God October 7, 2007

daily bread 

Another Word For Vagina.

So did you get any daily bread last night?

daily bread by Kerrilia April 26, 2006

Let’s get this bread 

Tom Richey’s phrase meaning let’s get a five on this AP test

-Im so nervous for this Ap Euro Exam
-Don’t worry, let’s get this bread

Let’s get this bread by Tylerboden June 2, 2019

tomato bread 

A word used to indicate that an offensive statement was knowingly ironic, thereby excusing oneself blame and social exclusion.

"Fascists are really just misunderstood travel operators...tomato bread!"

tomato bread by Kristofa January 31, 2005

Kookie Bread  

1. Also see crazy bread mean smelly vagina.
2. Names given to bratty younger siblings.

1. that bitch had major kookie bread under her skirt.
2. Haiden you are such a kookie bread.

Kookie Bread by bamdizko July 1, 2008

soft bread 

"A nice butt and or boobs"

"Dang she had soft bread"
"Excuse me ma'am do you have soft bread"

soft bread by I <3 soft bread January 25, 2016

Butt bread 

One of those farts that one tries to hide, after it slips out at an undesirable time, by closing ones legs together. Only to eventually give itself away by the signature scent of a diaper with a dead cat covered in week old Indian food. Just plain foul.

Guy #1: Oh dude!! WTF is that God awful smell??!!
Guy#2: Huh, what are you talking about? I don't smell anything.
Guy #1: Aww man!! Are you over there baking some butt bread or something??!!! Next time warn me before you do that crap!
Guy#2: Damn! I was hoping it wouldn't make it over to you. Sorry bout that bro!

Butt bread by TheDude41780 September 28, 2017