by Deeznutgottibohhh July 13, 2016

FZB for short
A body type that automatically places you in friend zone territory.
A friend zone body (FZB) carries some attractive features, but some not so sexy features. For men, it could be a body type that is athletic, yet no abs showing. For women, it could be a short, skinny girl.
A body type that automatically places you in friend zone territory.
A friend zone body (FZB) carries some attractive features, but some not so sexy features. For men, it could be a body type that is athletic, yet no abs showing. For women, it could be a short, skinny girl.
Friend: You should give him a chance. He always checks up on you.
Her: I would, but he got a Friend Zone Body.
Her: I would, but he got a Friend Zone Body.
by MarKey Soulé May 17, 2018

Wide body kits are a mod for sports cars. If you actually were a racer, they would be useful. However, they are primarily used by 48 year olds going though midlife crises that turn on sports mode in their cars. They are overpriced and only useful if you go above the speed limit. People don't think you're cool, they just are fucking tired of hearing golf on the radio.
"I got a Thicc Industries wide body kit for ya car!"
"Fuck off Jibick, you put airplane fuel in my Tesla and hacked my GPS to only display furry ancom porn."
"Fuck off Jibick, you put airplane fuel in my Tesla and hacked my GPS to only display furry ancom porn."
by Sugoma god August 3, 2022

by AceHood6969 October 20, 2022

The simultaneous loss of multiple types of bodily fluids, on an involuntary basis, after passing out following a night out on the town.
Known on twitter as #TBE
Known on twitter as #TBE
Julian didn't know what had happened to his bed until he realised he'd had a Total Body Evacuation during the night
by ubd_god December 23, 2011

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《¤》Pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 i《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

by LittleMissCutiePie April 3, 2020
