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Hot-blocked

The state of being temporarily or (like in most cases) permanently blocked from accessing your hotmail account when you need it the most.

This could be due to one of the following reasons:
1) Your password is so difficult that you fortgot what it is.
2) Your ex failed to hack your account but screwed you anyway by revoking your access.
3) You entered your pasword wrong too many damn times while tipsy or high.
John: Dude, I got this weird e-mail from you telling me to check out your new website.

Mike: Oh, sorry my account was hacked and it's sending viral e-mails to all my contacts. I've been trying to get it back but I think I'll be hot-blocked forever.
by JDL 2010 September 19, 2011
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banana block

To block a penis from going into a hole
Matt I'm going to banana block you because its so small.
by Bigbanana696969 August 1, 2017
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cock block

when a male species is doing physical "activity" with a female species .
then the male species friend comes in the room , making them stop their "activities"

then the male friend hits on the female and they do some "activity" making the original male very sad . :(
Fred and Sarah were having some "fun" downstairs in Sarah's bedroom . then Albert decides to come and cock block Fred . Then Sarah leaves with Albert to have "fun" in Albert's mustang . Fred is now sad .
by veryboredrightnow August 27, 2010
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Block jobs

When soldiers are given areas to clean within the block they live. Often rotated weekly so everyone gets their fair share.
Get this block squared away why is is so dirty wasn't your block jobs completed this morning
by Heisenberg23 April 22, 2017
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Cooch Block

Similar to Cock Block, but a Vagina Block. When a female blocks other female from hooking up with a male cause found out that other female is interested in him. Instead, said female hooks up with male instead of helping out other female.
Jane was interested in John, but Jessica ended up cooch blocking Jane by hooking up with John cause Jessica saw that Jane was interested in him.

Jessica wants John cause Jane wants him. So, Jessica cooch blocks Jane for Johns attention.
by infogrl July 27, 2011
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Stalk Block

A deliberate, pre-planned, appreciated cock block.
When you play chaperone to a friend who is the target of someone's unrequited interest.

When you tag along so a friend isn't alone with a creeper.

When you beg a friend not to leave you alone with an overeager suitor you are socially obligated to endure.
"We need to stalk block for David at happy hour. Deborah from accounting is really making him nervous."

"I can't leave yet. I said I would stalk block for Emma until Patrick leaves the party."

"Will you come with me to my brother's birthday party? I need some serious stalk blocking because his friends are the worst."
by MouthFullOfBees March 22, 2016
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Hot-blocked

The blocking of your view of someone hot by someone not so hot.
I was enjoying staring at this '10' when a '3' with a mole on its face totally hot-blocked me. By the time the 3 had waddled away the 10 had gone. What a waste.
by ben June 9, 2017
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