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Wing Blocked

An act of sabotage perpetrated by one's own wing man when a situation does not benefit said wing man.
Hey, did you hear what happened to Ted last night? He tried picking up on some foreign girls but his attempt was cut short after his wing man was rejected by them and subsequently decided to bail, he totally was wing blocked. So sad.
by catsarefromgardena December 10, 2009
mugGet the Wing Blockedmug.

doc block

when a doctor wants to keep you from going outside their financial (i mean "medical") group.
I went to get a second opinion on my illness, but I was doc blocked when my primary care notified my insurance.
by Felonious Drunk July 28, 2011
mugGet the doc blockmug.

Shaft Block

The tiny bit of cum left in the penis after orgasn, often takes vigorous squeezing to remove
''i got serious shaft block man''
by 44R0N N0RT0N OF STRETFORD January 4, 2010
mugGet the Shaft Blockmug.

Block jobs

When soldiers are given areas to clean within the block they live. Often rotated weekly so everyone gets their fair share.
Get this block squared away why is is so dirty wasn't your block jobs completed this morning
by Heisenberg23 April 22, 2017
mugGet the Block jobsmug.

Cooch Block

Similar to Cock Block, but a Vagina Block. When a female blocks other female from hooking up with a male cause found out that other female is interested in him. Instead, said female hooks up with male instead of helping out other female.
Jane was interested in John, but Jessica ended up cooch blocking Jane by hooking up with John cause Jessica saw that Jane was interested in him.

Jessica wants John cause Jane wants him. So, Jessica cooch blocks Jane for Johns attention.
by infogrl July 27, 2011
mugGet the Cooch Blockmug.

Cross-block

Describes a cock block happening on a non-Christian who makes advances on a staunch Christian.
Jim has been trying to ask Clara out, but he got cross-blocked as she only dates friends from her church!
by axalara June 21, 2016
mugGet the Cross-blockmug.

the blocked nose

the blocked nose is a sex position and it is when you cum in a girls nose and put your balls in her mouth
person 1: hey I had there best sex ever last night
person 2: did you do the blocked nose

Person 1: of cause
by litfamyeetdab August 25, 2019
mugGet the the blocked nosemug.

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