A character from the series Twilight that several fans see as the better choice for Bella and can do no wrong. Of course he would be if you overlook the fact that he forced Bella to kiss him twice, and imprinted on a newborn, which by the way, totally isn't gross if you're into that kinda thing.
Jacob fan: Edward sucks. Bella should have been with Jacob.
Non Jacob Fan: right... so Jacob Black didn't force himself on her twice? And didn't break her wrist the first time?
Jacob Fan: It was for her own good.
Non Jacob Fan: Right, and he isn't going to be doing it with a seven year old that looks seventeen?
Non Jacob Fan: right... so Jacob Black didn't force himself on her twice? And didn't break her wrist the first time?
Jacob Fan: It was for her own good.
Non Jacob Fan: Right, and he isn't going to be doing it with a seven year old that looks seventeen?
by MatthewsCullen January 31, 2010
Get the Jacob Blackmug. by SweetCaroline May 20, 2008
Get the Black Parademug. Used to describe an officer of the police service of northern ireland (formerly Royal Ulster Constabulry)
We were rioting last night and I took that black bastards baton off him.
Them black bastards beat the fuck out of me on the way to the cells.
Them black bastards beat the fuck out of me on the way to the cells.
by kam555 September 2, 2009
Get the black bastardmug. When you get so wasted/faded that your brain stops storing conscious memory's, and anything that you do while blacked out will not be remembered tomorrow.
"blacking out is the action that leads to being blacked out."
Black outs can be very unsettling/dangerous, but also create potentially hilarious situations.
"blacking out is the action that leads to being blacked out."
Black outs can be very unsettling/dangerous, but also create potentially hilarious situations.
"Dude, Bob's blacking out."
"Why? What's he on?"
"He took a couple Ambiens and another three shots."
"Why? What's he on?"
"He took a couple Ambiens and another three shots."
by Osark January 16, 2008
Get the blacking outmug. A crudely refined form of heroin used mainly in the western united states due to its accessibility through the mexican border. Usually very hard but prone to break up much like sandstone, but becomes moist and very sticky when heated to around eighty degrees fahrenheit. Usually smoked off of tin foil but can be mixed with other smokables such as tobacco or weed. Can be injected but due to its gummy texture can cause immense damage to veins, not to mention diseases it is exposed to during its refining process. Smoking can cause mild shaking in the hands, itchiness, and unpredictable vomiting.
by I_Need(ed)_Help January 19, 2009
Get the black tarmug. A title given only to the biggest edgelords of all time. The first to hold such a title was Guts, or Gattsu in Japanese, who was the main character in the legendary manga of Berserk. Guts' features, persona, and clothing serve as a basis for what a Black Swordsman and an edgelord is: wearing all black, being a face value asshole and nihilist, scars and lost limbs, and holding a giant sword. A Black Swordsman doesn't necessarily have be from Anime or manga, however that's where most of the Black Swordsmen lie. A notable Black Swordsman would also be Kirito from SAO, proving that not all edgelords are certainly a good thing.
SAO fan twats: Kirito is the real Black Swordsman
Anyone with more than two brain cells: ... I take it you've never read Berserk then you 12 year old?
Anyone with more than two brain cells: ... I take it you've never read Berserk then you 12 year old?
by The Original Argoniphile November 16, 2018
Get the Black Swordsmanmug. aka brown sock. When a person is extremely promiscuous when it comes to anal sex they have higher odds of getting a pink sock, therefore when their bowels are so often exposed to the elements they become blackened from exposure, dragging through the dirt, etc.
That slut takes it up the ass so often you have to watch out you don't step one her (as a gay man would refer to another) black sock dragging in the dirt.
by Frostville November 6, 2007
Get the Black Sockmug.