keen for the bean

Someone desperate for penis

Jenny: I'm so keen for Ron's bean

'That Jenny girl is a hoe; she's keen for the bean'

by Enter generic name here January 8, 2014

The law of Bean

The universal rule that Sean Bean can never be allowed to live throughout the entirety of any television program or movie in which he stars. For every show/film in which he survives, one of his fellow actors dies in real life.

"Dude, did you hear about (insert actor name here)?"

"Yeah, how'd he/she die?"

"Their director broke the law of Bean"

"What? That's insane!"

by Lord of the DANCE July 3, 2014

smashin' beans

The act of two women, rubbing/ thrusting crotchal regions against one another

Mary and Michelle were totally smashin' beans last night

by Therapist69 November 16, 2014

bean dart

Solid Fart. When one farts with the intention of it being simply that; however, it turns out to be much more than they hoped for. Poop!

Look at the spot on that dude’s khaki’s! He must have been playing one hell of a game of bean darts!

by Vespetro December 30, 2014

Bean Lava

1.)The piping hot effluvium that ejects from the end of a burrito, primarily the bean type, when a bite is taken.
2.) Bean Lava also is used describing a particularly hot Chica preferably whilst fueled by lust and tequila.

"Holy cow-be careful with that grande burrito dude. You're gonna squirt bean lava on my new Pendleton!"
"Hey-check out out that puro talent at the car wash. That is some righteous bean lava..."

by Velodrama February 19, 2015

Bean Cock

A small, bean shaped penis. Often found on some Asian men and MDMA users. While usually used to describe a particularly bean-shaped appendage, it is often generalised to contain any small penis. Another reason to not do drugs, kids.

"Oi, JC has a Bean Cock!"
"Chris' overuse of ecstasy had left him with a small, inert, Bean Cock."

by ThatDamnScottishGuy March 2, 2015

Bean bowl

When you perform anal on a partner who has digested corn, finish said act in an us and hold a bowl under the ass to catch any discharge.

I can't believe how much Corn you ate Sally! We are going to make a mean bean bowl tonight!

by Beaner17 June 26, 2015