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Alabama Gas Can

Sticking a nozzle in your rear while cranking your hog, as seen in a viral internet video.
I was gonna stop at the BP to get gas but some guy was doing the Alabama Gas Can at pump 7.
by Bronco4430 May 19, 2024
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Alabama Smash

When you have sex with your cousin/sister
its called the Alabama Smash
"Dude, have you seen Johnny lately?"
"Yeah, he was Alabama smashing yesterday"
by Domo26 March 24, 2019
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Alabama Burnout

When she’s eating his ass and he leaves a skid mark on her face.
She ate my ass so good I lost control and left her an Alabama Burnout.
by Ruckus Rawson October 23, 2023
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Alabama rot

An infectious skin condition on whore dogs which is contracted from butt munching, similar to herpes but it's insanely hard to shift.
It usually starts around the mouth and goes down, like most dirty girls.
Reggie: "Hey jimbo, I ate on ur mom last night and I think I got that there alabama rot on my chops."
Jimbo: "you stupid twat reg, I told you my mom was riddled, she's a regular at the smattoo parlour, you best be cutting your lips off to stop the spread dude."
by Fzx911 April 3, 2017
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alabama straight

A man that frequently partakes in the velvety anus of another man, yet maintains that he is heterosexual because he says "no homo" first.
Shane's boyfriend tells him that he's Alabama straight because he says "no homo" when he comes in his ass.
by Miggles February 7, 2015
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Alabama

A state in the Southeastern US which holds boundaries with Mississippi, Georgia, Tennessee, and very little of Florida. It is also known for the stereotype of inbreeding, given their high count of cross-bred individuals. It is also known for the backwoods rejects who fuck their sisters in their free time
Hey man, you from Alabama??

Yeah man, I was just up there bangin my sister for the weekend. Now I'm back to the ol' work schedule again.
by bchc2003 November 3, 2018
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Alabama Family Mud Puddle

The smiths' family tree looked something like an Alabama Family Mud Puddle.
by SovietKGB November 25, 2017
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