turkish penis salad

A Turkish prison delicacy.

Would you like some Turkish Penis Salad?

by Edward Waddlemar March 14, 2003

tossin a taco salad

licking a dirty mexican dude's asshole

Karen caught me tossin a taco salad down by the border!

by Shel/Allie May 19, 2006

Toss My Salad

The act of one individual to perform a rim job on to another, this act can not involve the use of tongue, but circular movements with one's mouth. And can be widely associated with a chocolate pudding.

Julia: Now, I've had some meat, i would like some salad please?

Peter: Fuck Yesss, ' Toss My Salad Biattccch'

by Da boy! January 13, 2010

moob salad

a salad thats got a cut off moob on it

colin can feel the mucles of the moob as he takes a giant bite of the moob salad

by socalsurfer September 01, 2007

angry fruit salad

a gui that has too damn many bright colours

bill: bah look at that gui it looks like angry fruit salad
pill: ya its 2 colorful

by unusu-al September 13, 2003

Toss My Salad

When your partner wants you to drop various vegetables into the orifice you plan on sticking your penis into. In many cases a makeshift condom made from one or more lettuce leaf and ending with covering them in some home made ranch dressing.

I don't like riding meat, so I have my men cover their meat with lettuce and toss my salad ;)

by Jesus#2 August 12, 2011

woofed my salad

To toss a salad in a hurry.

Allison was so hungry she woofed my salad.

by CB_ April 10, 2006