Danger noodle

The correct definition for a snake.

I got bit by a danger noodle!

by Stacy Albirdy July 2, 2021

stiff noodle syndrome

when your body is stiff after practice or extraneous exercise

oh damn i got sever stiff noodle syndrome after competition yesterday

man me to

by SkyesTheLim1t March 5, 2024

nicked in the noodle

A little bit crazy and unsure

"my grandma is a bit nicked in the noodle''

by msalmon May 14, 2019

shnoodle noodle

Dick snot

Your such a shnoodle noodle

by Suffices July 26, 2016

trouser noodle

Slang term for being a dick, commonly said in shops when customers are around.

"Don't be a trouser noodle."

by We_the_folks February 19, 2024

muddy noodle

A penis that has just had anal sex, and still has poop on it.

I bro I just hooked up with Martha and I still have a muddy noodle

by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 11, 2024

Noodles

A pig that sleds down a pile of cucumbers

Wow! Did you see Noodles flying over the mountain

by eugene 123 February 9, 2022