your mum

the hottest woman alive by far. she’s sexy, provocative, and she’ll pour you a nice glass of milk.

person 1: damn bro, is that your girl?
person 2: no, but guess who i slept with last night.
person 1: who?
person 2: your mum.

by irllylikegirls69 May 3, 2022

your dad

your dad is gone

the reason you have to milk is because your dad is gone

by Jesus watches you sleep May 3, 2022

Hold your apple sauce

an expression advising normally a guy that they will have to wait, or will entirely not be getting, to have sex and/or ejaculate. similar to the expression 'hold your horses' except used only in terms of sex

My girlfriend was giving me a blowjob when her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it telling me "hold your apple sauce" and started talking.
Fred finally got a girl in his room with him, but having no protection she stopped foreplay and said "hold your apple sauce" and went to look for a condom.

by mutesoul2 May 3, 2022

your mom YES

the best mom insult word for someone that is your school bully

me: *sit on bench*
bully: your bad
me: your mom YES

by kevinivy100 May 4, 2022

i-know-your-ip

it's a common virus for people it forces them to say I know your IP over and over again

1: hey, do you have the i-know-your-ip virus?
2: i-know-your-ip i-know-your-ip
1: alright *grabs gun*

by sugmaballs183128ii May 4, 2022

your mother

a more complex way of saying ur mom to someone

ex: "john, what are you doing after school?"
"im doing your mother"

by kwjsdzikv.am/hvia May 4, 2022

Whip out your titty day

Every May 5 is international whip out your titty day on this day you should go up to your friends and show them your titties

I can’t believe you is whip out your titty day Best day ever

by anonymous May 4, 2022