shitting sheets

the time during which someone is a baby or very young. comes from how babies tend to poop in their sheets.

Dinosaurs were around when Larry King was shitting sheets.

by purplehater August 31, 2008

i dont give triple shits

I don’t give two shits, but it’s damn triple and you probably don’t give a fuck

Player 1: gg
Player 2: I DONT GIVE TRIPLE SHITS ABOUT THE GAME

by Zraco January 03, 2020

shit secret

A hipper way of saying “dirty secret.”

Flirty girl: “You’re naughty.”
Bad boy: “I knowww, don’t tell anybody.”
Flirty girl: “Shit secret, I gotch u.”

by B1G Randy July 25, 2022

shit secret

A hipper way of saying “dirty secret.”

Flirty girl: “You’re naughty.”
Bad boy: “I knowww, don’t tell anybody.”
Flirty girl: “Shit secret, I gotch u.”

by B1G Randy July 25, 2022

Boomer shit

Any product that claims as a collectable or investment, usually in infomercials, that elderly people buy.

The pawn owner was disappointed when the young man was selling his late grandparents boomer shit

by Entomologydistroyer July 30, 2024

Shit Pillow

A shit pillow is when you shit in someone’s pillow case and wait for them to lay their head on it, it’s pretty evil

yo let’s shit in johns pillow case

so a Shit pillow?

yea

by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 01, 2023

Puking shits

When you are vomiting and have the runs at the same time. Hence, Puking shits.

#1: Bro, you weren't at work today, the boss is mad as fuck.

#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.

#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.

by Pepsi max drinking white man June 13, 2010