Jerry-Rigged Can Of WHOOP-ASS

A smiley non fungible apparatus used for whoopin ass.

I really opened up a Jerry-Rigged Can Of WHOOP-ASS on marvy marv's smiley chub.

by Mathew's alt May 21, 2022

Come Back And Bite Me On The Ass

When something you have done with poor judgement and bad taste results in you being harshly rebuked.

When I was younger, I set my neighbor's car on fire. I hope it doesn't come back and bite me on the ass.

by MalumLibrum958 December 2, 2022

Something crawled up your ass and died!

Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.

Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!

by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007

Blow your ass horn

To ues your ass to make a sound by blowing gass out it or in other words to fart.

Eating beans will make you blow your ass horn.

by The Fury 13 October 1, 2010

Go fuck a corpse in the ass

The new badass way to tell someone to “fuck off”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go fuck a corpse in the ass. you damn blimey scum

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 29, 2020

National slap "his/her" ass day

This is the day when you get to playfully slap the ass of your bestfriend of the opposite gender. That's where the his/her part comes from

Yo did you know tomorrow is national slap "his/her" ass day

by Jake Wall April 11, 2017

all your ass are belong to us

A gay version of all your base are belong to us all your base are belong to us all your base are belong to us, which is funny, cause the origional is just as gaygaygay.

When Uncle FunkalunkelUncle FunkalunkelUncle Funkalunkel walked into the Blue Oyster Club and saw all the hot leather clad men, he pulled out his wanker and yelled, "all your ass are belong to us!"

by James Bourne March 23, 2004