vacation dick

A penis that is of unreasonable size that one could receive during vacation time only. As opposed to boyfriend dick.

I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. It was huge.

boyfriend dick
size queen

by SexyGrandma69 June 16, 2016

big dick energy

billie eilish, billie eilish, billie eilish

@bilspiderr on Instagram's idea🥰🔪

billie eilish gives such big dick energy

by eilish's wife November 6, 2020

Dick Shredded

When you get a blow-job from someone with braces

Man I just got my dick shredded by Ke-ke.

by Redberry September 10, 2018

big dick bee

big dick

i have a big dick bee

by Sheluvbfuzz February 11, 2022

Dry Dick Syndrome

To be suffering from involuntary celibacy as a man. Usually the result of having been such a douche canoe that the women in the local area have submitted you and all your abuse to the local are we dating the same man chapter and now no woman with a brain in a 100 mile radius will have consensual sexual intercourse with you

Did you hear that Matt is suffering from Dry Dick Syndrome? After his last breakup went viral no woman wants to sleep with him. Its worse than having an STI!

by Aryabrynn June 21, 2025

dick wiper

When you rip your dick off and wipe the cum off the whores face with it.

Fuck man did you see that guy use his dick wiper?

by Lerrroyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 12, 2015

Moby Dick

The dude on the Vineyard Vines Logo

Is that Moby Dick on your Vineyard Vine's Tie?

ye

by Maxummmmmm December 11, 2019