dick swig

Verb. The act of indulging in another's alcoholic beverage due to a desire to get fucked up but unwillingness to refill one's own drink.

Mike is too lazy to make a new drink so he decided to dick swig Amanda's cocktail.

by Amanda Drew April 20, 2018

plush dick

when youve had so much sex that ur dick is swelling. same thing with fapping.

i got plush dick cuz i took multiple pics of mom taking a shit with a camera i taped onto the ceiling. and fapped to that too much! im suprised she didnt notice it. gonna have to edit the part out of my dad jacking off.

by nobody else here May 27, 2018

Dick Fit

When someone is angry that the size of their partner’s dick isn’t as big or girthy as expected.

“What’s the matter with Mike?”
“His tinder date lied about his penis size so when they got home he threw a dick fit.”

by Reishnakov December 3, 2025

National Grab Dick Day

April 16 is National Grab A Dick Day! Get A Handful!

“aye bro today’s the day! Sams gonna grab my junk for sure!” Rob was excited for National Grab Dick Day.

by Guierrmo The 3 April 15, 2019

Raccoon Dick

A big fat cock attached to the legendary trash panda.

bro.... that raccoon dick waz giant.

by BigDaddyDavy May 17, 2019

Dick

A person who is a jerk or mean to everyone for little to no reason.

Your a Dick m8

by ):< April 9, 2022

Dick jerky

The Act of cutting off one's penis, frying it and letting it dry into jerky before feeding it to your loved ones.

"Hey Betty, ready for sum Dick jerky?"

by TehStateofZen June 11, 2022