by SexDrugsJokes October 07, 2019
by Männerspotter_angelo January 24, 2022
Boss: "Hey, who broke the saw cutting 3 plates at once?"
Worker: "You know who. He's always up to some Doug Shit."
Worker: "You know who. He's always up to some Doug Shit."
by kingkuvathemilklord May 02, 2024
Johhny was jerking off in the pantry when his elbow hit a shelf, dropping a slice of cheese onto his dick, reaching orgasm as the tender cheese carresed his engorged glands.
"Oh shit, I just cheesed", he exclaimed.
"Oh shit, I just cheesed", he exclaimed.
by World_cheese_centre_2001 February 06, 2024
you gotta , just say it and remember the DEEP SECRET about G00GLE GOOGLE as they are SHIT and the 10^100 exponent is the unachievable in perception which is just the smokescreen of all of these ALIENS yes they are real including me , yes another PLAN IT.
OK, oh-oh, oh-oh , this might seem freaky BUTT if you like to EAT PHYSICAL HUMAN SHIT while getting it on, well, say G(00)HAUNTED G(00)HAUNTED , pronounced OOOOOOOUH OOOOOOOUH as (yes, TOVE LO (TW0 LU)...(T00 LU)...(T0 LU)... as plainly you SHITEATER'S who gross out most people , say 00H 00H and you have earned the G00GLE SHIT G00GLE as always falling in the SECOND 0 because the first 0 is the STARTING ASSH0LE 0PENING of yours and THE PARADISE you experience is embedded in ALIC(E) CONSTANDIN(A) (TITIS) for you SHITEATER'S while you use your HP LAPTOP to find your SHITFEEDER PARTNER and HP = HIDDEN PARTNER which is what SPECIAL SHIT will find it's way to your G00GLE SHIT G00GLE making love to and after a good STOMACH FUCKING FROM G00GLE SHIT G00GLE as just open your mouth and say 00H 00H PUKE and EAT THE P00 P00 EKEK= P00 P00 as a thorough 0H PHEW = FAGG0T'S.
HABITS (STAY HIGH) TOVE LO
HABITS (STAY HIGH) TOVE LO
by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE May 16, 2022
by Did you expect a name March 02, 2021
by Miss Green January 27, 2016