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Posh Southern Twat

A (usually white) person of affluence from the south of England who is so tragically entrenched in the erroneous belief of their own superiority that they are incapable of expressing respect for their peers.
That person is turning their nose up at me for no apparent reason; they must be one of those posh southern twats.
by T-Reason May 31, 2018
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whats her twat

when you cant remember a girls name and only remember her only because you fucked her.
dan: dude who was that girl you fucked at the party.
jerry: oh... um... you talkin about whats her twat?
by 77ingchipmunks October 23, 2011
mugGet the whats her twatmug.

Little Twat Syndrome

A term used to describe a complete pain in the arse who thinks they have ADHD, but in fact have been a little twat from birth. This condition is usually only known by their mother.
"Mum, I think I have ADHD. No you don't son, you have little twat syndrome. You've had it since you were born."
by Jester1988 December 5, 2016
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melon headed twat

Usually a female, who dosn't have many friends. Enjoys bullying poor innocent gingers, people with glasses and people with big ears. She's disrespectful to elders and needs to learn a respectful amount of manners whilst at the dinner table.
girl one: hey who's that girl over there shouting at that ginger?
girl two: ooh that's just a melon headed twat.
by lololololololol! January 16, 2011
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fat handed twat

A person with large, stubby fingers, looking like they have 10 thumbs

When in conjunction with a large head, more commonly known as "Jack"
"Jack, your hands are so fat. You are a fat handed twat"
by Archie December 5, 2004
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Twat-hole of a cunt

It's just to impress your friends that you can collide swear words together to invent a whole new one. ;)
'shut the fuck up you twat-hole of a cunt'
by XxLouLou-LolagexX April 25, 2009
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cambridge posh twats

cambridge university has a particular slant on a posh twat. The graduates of cambridge tend to be in love with their own success and are secretly jealous of anyone even vaguely more successful than them. For example any other cambridge graduate. The most successful moment for these people was getting into the college, graduating and then spending the rest of their lives "I went to cambridge", getting married in cambridge and marrying other cambridge graduates and then desperately spending their lives clawing onto their pocket of success and having to fund their superiority and status anxiety.
cambridge posh twats "I can't go to my cambridge reunion because I haven't achieved anything and no, a husband, children, successful career and my own home do not count as any palpable success, please don't call me a cambridge posh twat you chav".
by sinic June 21, 2010
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