Aquatic turtle

To shit in your partners mouth after vigourously teabagging them. it is said to be a rare occourance among youur average couple.
hey bro i was on ST(small talk VLN) and -JasoN- told me that i should put my jewlies in my girls mouth and then shit in her mouth...it was awsome, she ate that shit like a pro. He called it an aquatic turtle.
by -JasoN- September 07, 2007
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Ninja Turtle Sex

Sex with a backpack on.
W: Let's go have ninja turtle sex.
M: What's ninja turtle sex?
W: It's sex with a backpack on.
by Mr.MasterShake January 11, 2016
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hillbilly turtle sex

adjective:
1. The act of having turtle sex, hillbilly style.

2. A sexual position with the male crouching and the woman laying face down under a coffee table with her waist lifted slightly off the ground, while the man holds a wiffle ball bat used to whack the woman over the head whenever she pops it out from the opposite side of the table.
"Man, she was ugly as shit but I was fresh out of bags, so we just had hillbilly turtle sex instead. It's the best kind of hate sex, too! It turns out a wiffle ball bat leaves no marks. She won't admit it after the fact, but I know she liked it."
by SirDeity August 28, 2011
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Two Turtle Doves

One of the dirtiest sexual acts possible.
If you know someone who is willing to partake in this, they are really, really dirty, and will literally do anything for you.
Man, she was so dirty, she even let me do two turtle doves.....
by J4miem December 24, 2010
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snap turtle punch

A sweet sex position only the advanced can conquer.
"Baby, we just mastered the snap turtle punch. Damn, that was good!"
by Kansas McGruff March 01, 2005
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Angry Sea Turtle

when your hitting it from the back and she yells don't stop but it's to late you just nutted so you stop. TWB
I was done. left her flapping like an Angry Sea Turtle
by thateinsteinguy December 30, 2015
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Jin likes Turtles

being random; a creative way to break an awkward silence
Yup. . ." ". . . Jin likes turtles.
by Tachanne November 22, 2010
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