Backseat working

A backseat worker is someone who is telling you how to do your job when. They can't do their own job

Are you really hovering over me and backseat working rn

by krackdaddyg September 12, 2021

Work

the one thing everyone (including me), HATES

Boss: Hey, what are ur thoughts about work?
Employee: Complete HELL.

by dorointhedude June 21, 2020

work wine

A non alcoholic grape based drink suitable for drinking during working hours where regular common or garden wine would not be appropriate - i.e. Grape Juice.

(Not to be confused with Work Whine)

"... I went down the ASDA to fetch some work wine ..."

"... I sat at my desk consuming work wine and the boss didn't even cotton on ..."

by BobMonkhouseJnr February 27, 2007

Working Jonesboro

A phrase used to explain to your boss, that after taking off the previous Thursday-Friday, you also need the following Wednesday-Sunday off because you may not have the skills necessary for the current job.

“Oh man…I need another week off to go start Working Jonesboro to gain a MA-1 A tier victory”

by Stephen McFolluo April 8, 2024

give her that work

giving a consenting woman a ginormous penis that you worked hard for

shut the fuck up n go give her that work, irving

by plungerpete12 April 20, 2022

Working less than Santa

When someone works little to no hours, slacks at work or is unemployed that person 'works less than Santa'.

"You have to pick someone to do the group project with, what about Matt?"
"Nah, working with him equals working in singleplayer, he works less than Santa Claus"

"I haven't seen him work a day in his life, he works less than Santa"

"Since the accident, he has been working less than Santa"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023

Work smarter not harder

This is a phrase that a humble boss would use when they have no idea how to help and want to confess that they are an absolute idiot and to apologise for putting you in a situation where you will probably get sick from stress and overwork.

"I can't believe you agreed to that. There is no way we will get it done in time."

"Work smarter not harder."

"Ok, it isn't your fault that you are a moron. I accept your apology."

by gav-wan December 2, 2021