Robert

Simp

Bro that Robert kid is such a fucking simp

by FemboyInc September 10, 2020

Robert

A person that like men, and is gay.

Robert is gay, and likes men.

by Lucci07 August 6, 2019

Robert

A stupid jerk who doesn't deserve beautiful amazing girls. He has a very dirty mind and is very annoying. So many people hate him. Robert is very ugly and thinks he's the funniest person on the earth(yet he's not). He always has his ways to make a situation worse. Oh and he's a dumb az and an azhole.

Tia-Oh no Roberts coming!

Sara-eww!

Tia-Lets go!

Sara- RUN!!!

ROBERT-Huh? I'm confusion 😕

by How it going??? March 14, 2019

Robert

There is no one quite like him. Expect the unexpected! A self-made and high-class man who has developed the strongest of characters through dedication and his remarkable passion for life. He is very smart. He is quite sharp. Independent and wild. At his core he is like a child; witty and mischievous and pure and energetic. His laugh is silly and sweet. He is tall, dark and handsome but his real beauty is in his unique presence. His swampy hazel eyes express a million beautiful things. He has great depth. He loves and strives for simplicity. He acts with impressive logic but is deceptively (and endearingly) emotional. He needs freedom and yet anchorage. Spend a few moments with him and he will make you feel warm and uplifted. Spend a few more and you might find that your life changes. Such is his power. Do not cross him though! Just as he has high standards for himself, he expects the same in those closest to him.

Person 1: There’s something indefinable about that man...

Person 2: Yeah, well, that’s Robert for ya’!

by sophielikesbobby April 28, 2019

Robert Alexzander Vonhoffen

Different people coming up with words to describe him:
"funny"
"gay"
"amazing"
"hops"
"cute"
"crazy"

"Have you heard of Robert Alexzander Vonhoffen?"

"Yeah the guy who's funny, gay, amazing, HOPS, cute and crazy."

by Roz Ryson March 29, 2022

Robert

Is a tall lad with a lengthy neck.

Roberts neck looks extra good today

by froggypf November 1, 2020

Roberts

A Roberts is usually very bold and courageous, but reserved. These people can be hot-headed, or have a super short temper. They are funny, kind, smart and logical too

“Don’t annoy her, she’s a Roberts”

by MissYouKnowMe October 17, 2019