Polish a pickled gherkin

Verb

To masturbate. Refers exclusively to males.

He was going to polish a pickled gherkin for hours after he finished playing Bayonetta.

by IQuarent July 29, 2017

Pickling your poop

The act of leaving a shit in the toilet to ferment, for others to enjoy later (or not).

Dad: Why does it smell like shit in here?
Son: You know why...
Dad: Damnit son, are you pickling your poop again?
Son: 😁

by Jurassic fatter June 7, 2019

Sweet Southern Pickle

When you dip your penis in honey and sprinkle Copenhagen Southern Blend long cut on top, then perform sexual activities involving penetration of the penis.

Guy: “Hot diggity dog, Marsha hasn’t walked the same since I gave her the old Sweet Southern Pickle”

by Jon Sharti March 7, 2022

Tickled My Pickle

When you bust a fat nut after you Beat Your Meat

1. I just Tickled My Pickled and busted

by luke.official514 April 30, 2020

Pickled, Burnt up

To be incapable of understanding things due to excessive alcohol consumption...EX. passing out in the bathroom of bars drunk!

Jordan's at the bar pickled, burnt up!

by STYLESIE July 24, 2010

toot your pickle

to blow vigorously into the hole of the penis until a sound is heard

Robbie: Hey Ariana, I want you to toot my pickle vigorously until a sound is heard.
Ariana: Ok I will toot your pickle.

by bishle November 8, 2019

new york pickle

When a guy does it from behind with a girl, and before they cum, bend the girl over and yell "taxi" as they shove a pickle up the girls ass.

Guy 1: why did she leave you?
Guy 2: I think it's because i surprised her with a New York Pickle.

by Ryu is Bae December 5, 2017