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Cheese horn

A pejorative term for a nerd or geek - a studiously intellectual person with social ineptitude and obsessive interests - who, instead of possessing the socially redeeming pop culture-based qualities which comprise "nerd culture" or "geek chic", is intrinsically uncool and unstylish, following in the traditional definition of "nerd".

In short, a cheese horn is an academic nerd in the archetypal 'Revenge of the Nerds' variety rather than a pop culture junkie. While a nerd/geek may be into 'Star Wars' or comic books, a cheese horn is more likely to be into chess or computer manuals. While a geek/nerd may like to play video games, a cheese horn is more likely to take apart a HAM radio. While a geek may wear a hip t-shirt of a movie, a cheese horn is more likely to wear a dress shirt with a pocket protector.
Eugene's a total cheese horn: he took his CPU as his date to the prom.
by Skibs McCullock July 9, 2015
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Cheese nips

A not unkind moniker for a female you might normally call sugar tits, but she’s too salty for that
Brenda- can you hand me my glass, bitch
Britni- here you go
Brenda- thanks sugar tits
Britni- you got it cheese nips
by Cor Riversprite March 11, 2019
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Smasharoni and Cheese

When you're vibing with someone and you ask them if they want to have some dirty sex with a little extra nasty, freaky, kink on it.
"Hey Frank!" "Hey Carol, you're looking good." "Thanks, Frank! Wanna come over for some smasharoni and cheese?"
"Shit yes I do, Carol! I'll grab the ass lube and baby carrots!"
by Dr. Dick Wiggle January 30, 2019
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Pouch Cheese

An infection in the vagina resulting in the presence of a cheese like secretion. Similar in concept to a warm bag of Velveeta cheese sauce.
-Bro, I went down on her, and she had pouch cheese

-Please tell me you FonDidn't
by HugoStiglitz609 November 17, 2010
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Grate Cheese

The act of masturbating quickly and furiously.
"That strip bar was great, but now I've got to go grate cheese"
by gratecheese December 3, 2011
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Cheese Waffled

To help a db realize what he is by somehow getting him in some in close contact with waffles covered in cheese sauce.
Dude penny is such a douche, he needs to be Cheese Waffled!
by Lanky Sketchster August 5, 2010
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Passing the Cheese

When a woman has a vaginal infection, and the man has intercourse with the woman. The next day has intercourse with another woman.
i think i just was passing the cheese with that girl
by TailBoneMan March 23, 2012
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