I saw an emo kid writing bad poetry and I couldn't control my Sad Fist; it found his face like a poseur-seeking missile.
by omgmudkips August 06, 2010
Sad Spank; The act of preforming self-materbation whilst crying, and utilizing the shed tears as a form of lubrication.
Todd~ " Has anybody seen Adam in the past hour?"
Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."
Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."
Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."
Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."
by The Red Shit September 08, 2017
by Kongen69420 August 24, 2021
Someone who thinks they have everything figured out. They have a vision of grandeur of themselves for unknown reasons. Someone who tells people that they don’t care but for some reason continue to intrude in to certain ppls life. Someone who tries to act as a leader but destroys all elements by their actions. Someone who doesn’t understand what they are dealing with.
The sad hag continued to hack an ex even though she “doesn’t care”. The sad hag takes kindness of families or future families as a weakness.
by Byegollum January 07, 2019
1. A person who has lost something or someone important to her, who he cared about.
2. When a person does not take care of what he has.
2. When a person does not take care of what he has.
by RealFelisa March 29, 2018