Heidi Johnson

a beautiful girl who has been my best friend since nursery. She is obsessed with ROBLOX and anime. I love her so much and would do anything for her <3

Heidi Johnson is the most beautiful girl in the world :)

by Heidi Johnson April 9, 2021

Alyssa Noel Johnson

Wow wow wow how to describe an Alyssa Noel Johnson....What. A. HOTTIE. A woman of impeccable taste whether it’s in hot cartoon tigers or real life men (hint Ross lynch hit her up babeyyy hint). Anyone knows that an Alyssa Noel Johnson will rock your world. She can do the WAP better than you but she doesn’t want to show you right now...or ever. Obsessed with Willy Wonka thirst traps and hates southerners. Stay in the south y’all, she doesn’t want you. Or your grit.

“Where’s my meaut?”
“Oh you mean Alyssa Noel Johnson!”

by SweetTeaMe September 17, 2020

Fat Johnson

Big pp moment 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😭😱😭😱😭😱😭😭😱😭😱😭😱😭😱😭😱😭😭😱🤑🤑☹️🤑☹️🤑☹️🤑☹️🤑☹️🤑☹️🤑😱🤑😱🤑😱🤑😱🤑😱🤑😱😎🤑😎🤑😎🤑😎🤑😎🤑😎🤑😻🤑😻🤑🤑😻💰😻💰😻🤑😼🤑😼💰😼😼🥳😼😊🔥🔥💔♥️✅♥️🍺🤨🍺

Fat Johnson man: egdes

Person 2: what a fat Johnson ong ong

by Fat Johnson June 9, 2024

Sig Johnson

The scariest person you will ever meet. This man is equivalent to a sewer rat.

Wow, I saw Sig Johnson eating raw steak last night, what’s wrong with him?

by You ugly as fuck May 4, 2018

Chocolate Johnson

When you stick your finger in someone’s ass and then put it in their mouth without warning.

“I got with this chick last weekend and I gave her the old Chocolate Johnson.”

by Mrs. Stinky Flaps October 31, 2020

Johnsonitis

having a big johnson/penis

yea man the doctor told me i got Johnsonitis.. i think it’s terminal

by YoungPrawn October 4, 2022

Johnson fever

Noun - refers to the intense craving of Johnny Orlando’s penis ( Johnson ). This can affect anyone from age 12-92. So kids, parents and grandparents be sure to get your ur annual Johnson shots. it occurs most commonly with female tings, but males catch it pretty often as well. Anyone can be diagnosed with it from being in contact with johnny, or the mere sight of him.

Symptoms: constant thoughts of Johnny Orlando, weird urges to to swallow Johnson , weird thoughts about Johnson, stomach butterflies, hot flashes, betraying your friends to obtain johnson and cravings of Cheetos

How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.

sarah has been thinking about johnny all night , she has a bad case of johnson fever

by Johnsonfeverresearchcenter November 1, 2018