by Roberto Edurardo Jr. The fourt December 1, 2023
Get the Dylanmug. A tall, thicc boy. Always has a girlfriend because they perceive him to be aloof, when actually he is lazy as hell. Somehow has mild to moderate jawline despite his major source of exercise being thumb movement on xbox. Lungs contain the winds of the four corners of the earth, and always is able to burp. Likes his women like his KFC chicken: Yummy in the tummy and always on the bone. He is very callipygian. Has a timed schedule upon which he lifts shirt to air out his ENORMOUS areolas and pinpoint nips. FIN
He's SOOOO DYLAN! He lifted his shirt like 4 times on our date, and then burped down my throat when we kissed.
by FlameofUdeeznuts June 4, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is a basic white guy that would help out his close friends. Whenever it comes to his friends or someone he lives he’ll protect them over anything. Although if you betray them they’ll take it the wrong way and take it in worse. Dylan will always make anything a big deal. He’s very possessive. If he doesn’t get what he wants, he’ll get really frustrated. But he will and can match your energy. Dylan is not dry. If he ever is then he doesn’t like you.
by Mekachiku May 20, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. The sweetest guy you will ever meet. He’s a free spirit, has a kind soul, and a solid moral compass. He is a loyal friend. He is trustworthy, honest, and has absolutely no filter. He always tells the truth. He is a funny, sarcastic, and handsome guy. He is adventurous and has a lot of ambition. He is smart, works hard, and he can do anything he puts his mind to. He has big plans for his life and has the work ethic to make his wildest dreams a reality. He is very creative and talented in many ways. He has a deep love of technology & music. He has big dreams and plans. Dylan is a one of a kind, special human being capable of reaching the stars. He can achieve anything he puts his brilliant, stubborn mind to.
by Sly guy2000 May 21, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. by Allah600 June 29, 2022
Get the Dylan Ellidge Forrest Hayesmug. a handsome kid from Massachusetts. He be singin his ass off & is clutch from 3 point land.
If you ever meet Dylan Reese, make sure you shake his hand firmly & thank him for his contributions. yeeerrrddd?
If you ever meet Dylan Reese, make sure you shake his hand firmly & thank him for his contributions. yeeerrrddd?
by truthteller1992 November 22, 2021
Get the Dylan Reesemug.