dead phone

Literally a fucking useless piece of shit until you get it charged again

Great my phone is dead and there isn't another charger or miles. This dead phone is useless as fuck

by Dubiks April 6, 2019

dead game

Is what every shitty FNCS player says whenever Fortnite (status) posts a new tweet on twitter

'FORTNITE TWEETED SOMETHING 2 SECONDS AGO, TIME TO COMMENT "DEAD GAME" FOR ATTENTION.'

by Seppoel January 8, 2021

playing dead

to play old, obsolete videogame consols.

I break out the Sega Saturn whenever I feel like playing dead.

by ramblingvine January 17, 2012

dead phone

Literally a fucking useless piece of shit until you get it charged again

Great my phone is dead and there isn't another charger or miles. This dead phone is useless as fuck

by Dubiks April 6, 2019

Dead guyed

falling asleep during or after a social event in a drunken manner leading to a paralytic coma which will last from 8-10 hours

Zach: Where's Shnand?
Joey: SkinnyC14 said that he passed out in the backyard
Zach: Man, it sounds like he dead guyed. We wont be seeing him for the rest of the night.
Joey: Its all good i have a 5-hour!

by Mik3 Oxlong October 22, 2011

Dead Conch

A girl the has no tits and is flat as the ocean on a calm day. Just not blue.

Damn i met a real dead conch very flat. I did and nothing was floopin

by Roast tut May 17, 2016

Dead Anime

A 1447 face. Likes to critisize noobies that come onto forums and spam. And also makes fun of people.

That Dead Anime Monkey Spanks!

(Monkey spanks, is a whole nother word.)

by anonymous November 23, 2004