Swag Reduction 

A medical procedure intended for reducing the levels of swag present in the patient.

I hope they put me under for my swag reduction tomorrow, I can't stand to seem them takin off my J's!

Guy one: "I want to get a swag reduction"

Guy 2: "You can't have too much swag!"

Guy 1: "All men are pigs! All they care about is how many gold chains I can carry on my chest, and it's hurting my back!"

Swag Reduction by soundless scream May 7, 2017

swag on my ass 

A phrase to use to end a diss, argument, or statement. Sometimes used in place of “suck my d**k”

Boy you look like a pine cone, swag on my ass fam.

Damn this Applebee’s smacks, swag on my ass

Let’s go hit the bars, swag on my ass homie

swag on my ass by Swagonmyace November 12, 2017

Swag Spot 

A place where friends speifically hangout frequently

“Guys Jessica’s Swag Spot is Lit”

“Let’s meet at the Swag Spot after lunch”

Swag Spot by HeyyItzRose December 29, 2017

Swag Drag 

Someone so uncool they bring everyone else down with them

Nick Foles is a swag drag for the Philadelphia Eagels.

Swag Drag by swagdrag_1 December 31, 2017

swag cannon 5000 

A really lame sex position

Dude I tried the swag cannon 5000 last night ,it took hours to cum!

swag cannon 5000 by watfuvk January 9, 2018

Swag_Theo 

Possible the greatest YouTube deity known to man, although he seems to be challenged by the greatest Sound Cloud shade thrower to walk this Earth . . . BigEv. These powerful beings have gown down in history as literal gods who can't be surpassed by the likes of a petty mortal.

Shit dude! There's a new Swag_Theo video out! This is totally epic!

Swag_Theo by P. Ennis March 1, 2019

Swag-dang-diggler 

A flaccid penis of at least 9” in length and above average girth

That old dude who just walked by the lockers with no towel on was swinging a swag-dang-diggler

Swag-dang-diggler by Davedale August 4, 2019