jersey shark

Bent over doggie style you place two fingers in the puss and one (thumb) in the tush

two fingers in the pink and one finger in the stink the jersey shark creeps in

by Dirty Jerzey December 14, 2013

Sharks and Penguins

Pageant organization with no toxic members.

Sharks and Penguins is a standard.

by Watashiwaaaa October 31, 2021

Baby land shark

A young puppy, usually a couple months old

Look at that cute baby land shark, named Silla

by Springtrap Gamer April 17, 2023

shark repellent spray

A shark repellent spray is a product used to drive sharks away from an area with the goal of reducing the possibility of shark attacks occurring. SharkDefense & SharkTec (sharktecdefense.com)- are responsible for the only proven shark repellent spray products for consumers.

Swimmers use a shark repellent spray to drive off sharks in the surrounding area

by marshallteeter May 15, 2016

the muddy mako shark

When you shit in a pregnant women’s mouth while punching her stomach and occasionally taking bites out of her boobs as you sing TMNT theme song.

That bitch wouldn’t shut up so I gave her the Muddy Mako Shark.

by zRozin January 27, 2021

Shark Attack

When in preparation for intercourse have your mate, buddy whatev paint a target on their hind-end (archer style) while both hands are on a hard surface (walls are perferred). Now while you prepare yourself with your custom fitted mexican wrestler Shark mask stand 5 yards away (cause you'll want a running start) and with a highly erect penis charge. Try it a few times practice makes perfect.

So we were playing Shark Attack last night and I keep pissing sideways.

by coffeyman February 20, 2011

shark

somebody who is a hoe and plays everybody

“After he broke up with me, ima be a shark this summer!”

by shottasloveme April 21, 2025