robert pattinson in my pants

damnn robert pattinson is so sexy he makes me sweat and cry, he’s fine like glass of wine, so basically robert pattinson in my pants means u want him so baddd and that u want him in ur pants duh and he’s so hot and sexy like i actually can’t even dead with how sexy he is like what the heck BMA

person: who do u want in ur pants
me: robert pattinson duhhhhh
person: ur done get out

me : so it means robert pattinson in my pants

by baddiealert December 30, 2021

winston roberts

My sugar daddy

"Flex for me sugar daddy"
(Dedicated to Winston Roberts)

by The Local Sanwich Maker June 13, 2016

Robert Ollivier

a great person anyone with this name is a funny nice popular teenager

Robert Ollivier is the coolest person i know

by 420 family March 16, 2021

Robert

An ugly mid-20s guy that will steal your girlfriend days after your anniversary, and leave you in the dust, and make you feel deserted and betrayed by a girl you loved and spent thousands on to make her happy.

Guy: That guy looks like a good person, ugly though
Guy 2: No he isnt. he is a Robert. Dont let your girl near him at all

by pissedthefuckoff2021 June 3, 2021

robert powell

a human who looks like freaking jesus but HE IS NOT

person1: hey who is that dude who looks like jesus?
person2: robert powell

by imabananadudedontalktomeh April 25, 2022

Zoe roberts

The meaning of life

I found the meaning of life and its Zoe roberts

by Riffwaffle August 29, 2022

Robert

Robert is a Dutch male who thinks he is german. He talks german all the time, sings german march songs to make other people happy and farts in other peoples faces because he is a nasty german

Robert is a cool guy

by Jodler_heinz November 23, 2021