coop the poop

a little French Canadian Italian boy who is crippled all the time even though he hops around wherever he goes and owns an android uh oh. he also rejects cheese all the time and no one knows why.

wow did you see coop the poop? I saw him crippling around Ikea one time.

by nothanksillpass November 26, 2019

Poop cried

When you're doing something scary or intimidating and your body reacts involuntarily to the fear by simultaneously pooping and crying, while your brain maintains its composure.

"I think I poop cried while driving that moving truck over the bridge!"

by Tine Machine October 24, 2015

poop fuck

When you givin it to some hoe and she got shit on your dick.

Tyrese: Yo hommie Ivy gave me a poop fuck last night

Charlie: What the fuck is a poop fuck?

by 666oogabooga69 November 18, 2019

Poop Duping

Basically when a chick is riding a guy and tells him that he's penetrating her puxXy but in reality she scoots down and inserts it in her ass without him knowing

But you said :" Ah it's my pussy it's my pussy" , but in reality we had anal!?

Her:I can't believe poop duping worked on you.

by ChibiEternity June 27, 2018

Slipper Pooping

The act of putting on slippers in anticipation of being on the toilet for a long time, in order to be more comfortable while taking a time-consuming dump.

He ate a lot of Chinese food last night, so he's probably slipper pooping right now. Might as well be comfortable, right?

by Andy Spring June 6, 2011

poop crap

Instead of saying "oh, poop!" or "crap!", now you can say "and poop crap to that!" It sums up your entire thing.

Bob: Uh oh, the Packers beat the Bears in the Super Bowl.
Bobette: Poop crap to that!!!

by beatles13 May 26, 2012

poop cushion

the soft gelatinous area that a voluptuous man or woman uses to sit, either of the two round fleshy parts that form the lower rear area of a buttocks, the seat of the body,

That stripper was so hot I slapped a $20 spot on her poop cushion

by JudgeBomb April 20, 2018